Thursday's haiku

Frogs don't like driving
because, if the cars stalls, they
just hate getting towed

Wednesday's haiku

He's got enough ink
on his arms that the Sunday
Comics are jealous

Tuesday's haiku

She darkened her hair,
no longer blonde, as she was
having too much fun

Monday's Haiku

She looked like Dolly
Parton's sister, except on
a smaller budget

Weekend Haiku

She wanted snow so
badly, she painted some snow
flakes on her glasses 

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She wanted snow so
badly, she obviously had
a test the next day

Friday's Haiku

Drinking whiskey's like
the sea, the rougher it is,
the sicker you'll be

Thursday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, they think it was made by
an asteroid strike