Weekend haiku

She rode the red bike
inside the office because
her skates were broken 

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She rode the red bike
inside the office because
she hated traffic

Friday's haiku

Spongebob should really
be asking if those brown pants
make his butt look square

Thursday's haiku

The older I get,
the more my references
keep drawing blank stares

Wednesday's haiku

I was not shocked the
new black hole discovery
was my ex-wife's place

Tuesday's haiku

Carl wore a red coat
during hunting season, which
is smart for a bear

Monday's haiku

Kent does everything
with confidence, and I just
can't imagine why

Weekend haiku

The braces may fix
her teeth, her smile, but she will
always be crooked 

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A good beer is the
only time a guy will request
a little less head