Monday's haiku

Below sea level,
it just seems wrong to call this
wide road a highway

Weekend haiku

Sometimes brilliance takes
a day off, deserting me,
and so I write this 

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Waiting for a book
for a friend, when it arrives,
I can just page him

Friday's haiku

James Dean didn't have
a drug problem, but he had
a speed addiction

Thursday's haiku

She gives her burgers
men's names, so she can tell her
friends she ate Jerry

Wednesday's haiku

She gives her burgers
men's names because it makes them
more fun to consume

Tuesday's haiku

She licked her lips with
each bite because it was weird
to have Bill lick them

Monday's haiku

My attention span
has grown so scattered and so
darn short that I can't...