Weekend haiku

She's an energy
vampire, leaving everyone
she spends time with drained 

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Those who walk around
the house naked should always
invest in curtains

Friday's haiku

Sally's schedule
is so busy, her bathroom
breaks are written in

Thursday's haiku

He documented
his days, thoughts in haiku form
as odes were too long

Wednesday's haiku

Sue says she's running
late, but I know she's never
been above a jog

Tuesday's haiku

Yoga instructors
never pay in full, wanting
to have a balance

Monday's haiku

This Super Bowl has
answered the questions of "Who's
best?", and "Why not us?"

Weekend haiku

I hate Kevin, but
he's got a big screen, and it's
Super Bowl Sunday 

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For John, an avid
pot smoker, every single
day's a Super Bowl