Weekend haiku

Bill's shirt is so short,
he's flashing more gut than a
tube top convention 

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I should note, the phrase
"Republican Criminal"
is repetitive

Friday's haiku

Less than genuine,
even the milk Justin drank
was just two percent

Thursday's haiku

Honey, perhaps more
kids would play with you if you
smiled and put on pants

Wednesday's haiku

The birthday cake is
made out of thin cardboard, so
don't light the candles

Tuesday's haiku

She said her son was
communing with the earth, but
he just looked muddy

Monday's haiku

His bad mood was so
all-encompassing, his smile
packed it's bags and left

Weekend haiku

With a burial
at sea, you really could have
your head on a pike 

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Although the window
isn't broken, it's really
a pane in the glass