Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Monday, March 17, 2014

After each haiku,
the Count would begin, "That's one
syllable, Ha, Ha..."

Billy's as useless
as having a GPS
on an Indy car

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Haikus are for those
who prefer to be real brief
and enjoy counting

Vegetarian
cheaters don't leave their partners,
they just eat bacon

I thought Shenandoah
was what a Southerner yells
when Shannon enters

She stopped her dingo
from eating babies, as they
are real high in fat

He used the steak knife
with such brute force, he cut the
plate, and the table

When Sue met with the
career counselor, he had
to call for back-up