Tuesday's haiku

If Sue's not pregnant,
she'd be better off lying
and saying she is

Monday's haiku

For Antarctica,
global warming has become
a pain in the ice

Weekend Haiku

I miss her kisses,
her hugs, her deep affection,
but I don't miss her 

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I burnt my bagel,
so I just had cream cheese for
breakfast this morning

Friday's haiku

Jill loves the Fourth of
July, as it's the one time
she gets a good bang

Thursday's haiku

Married thirty years,
they now only make love when
they can find the parts

Wednesday's haiku

The cacophony
in here is deafening. Oh
wait, it's in my head

Tuesday's haiku

When you say "It's all
downhill from here," most cyclists
and skiers will smile