Friday's haiku

Gray whales may not be
like James Bond, but they do love
a view to a krill

Thursday Haiku

Bill's girlfriend travels
a lot, but especially
his polar regions

Wednesday Haiku

Today's John's birthday,
and though older, it sure beats
the alternative

Tuesday Haiku

In Antarctica,
it is almost as cold as
all my ex-girlfriends

Monday Haiku

Presidents have stayed
in this hotel, and now me,
the king of nothing

Weekend Haiku

Once the waves start, most
will be seasick, but for me,
I'll blame the whiskey 

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Antarctica bound,
dreaming of whales, penguins, and
a calm Drake Passage

Friday's Haiku

It feels like summer
camp on a boat, and like past
camps, I'm still not cool