Her giant cat is
a Maine Coon. I must have one
of the Minor Coons
Her giant cat is
a Maine Coon. I must have one
of the Minor Coons
When I asked my cat
if she was a saint, she said,
"Abyssinian"
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My cat doesn't watch
me at all times, but she does
keep tabbies on me
Rudolph decided
to try stand-up comedy.
He lit up the place!
Santa decided
to try stand-up comedy.
I hear he sleighed it
Three days past New Year's,
my resolution's broken.
Better luck next year!
It's the day after
New Year's, the resolution
already broken