Tuesday haiku

Each visit with my  

folks could be the last, as their    

or my time lessens

Monday haiku

Calico cats seem  

to be painted by someone  

with ADHD

Weekend haiku

Tuxedo is my  

cat's breed, so it is always  

better dressed than me  

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I adopted two  

cats that look alike, so I'm  

guessing Siamese

Friday haiku

My cat's now wearing  

slimming underwear. Yes, I  

put my Manx in Spanx

Thursday haiku

Based on how much my  

cat sleeps, I'm guessing the breed  

is Himalayan 

Wednesday haiku

Based on the sound that  

all cats make, I would have bet  

they were all Persians

Tuesday haiku

Both Americans  

and British have short hair cats.  

Hippies have long hair