Monday haiku

Our cat wakes us up,  

begs for food and attention,  

then she'll sleep all day

Weekend haiku

Our cat wakes us up,  

begs for food and attention,  

our feline alarm.  

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Our cat wakes us up,  

begs for food and attention.

There's no snooze button.

Friday haiku

Late night call that Dad's  

in the hospital, again.  

Well, there goes sleeping.

Thursday haiku

The masturbators  

on the New York baseball team  

are the true Yankees

Wednesday haiku

Bright red bikini,  

sunbathing, not fishing, yet  

catching every eye

Tuesday haiku

The windchimes ping, ping,  

ping, allowing the breeze to  

be a musician

Monday haiku

I will celebrate  

Labor Day by not doing  

any work at all