Friday's Haiku

The megaphone at
the writer's desk assisted
her with her volume

Thursday's Haiku

The gift of sidewalk
chalk made her giddy, so I
returned the diamond

Wednesday's Haiku

Viagra helps old
men have sex, acting as God's
invisible splint

Tuesday's Haiku

When she runs, that girl
jiggles more than a jello
bowl in an earthquake

Monday's Haiku

Poke fun of yourself,
because if you don't, someone
else most likely will

Weekend Haiku's

He asks her why she
doesn't blink during sex, she
replies, "There's no time" 

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I have a lot of
sex, and I would have more, but
my hand gets tired

Friday's Haiku

He wears his hair long,
because girls like it and he
doesn't like scissors