Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Joe doesn't wear hats
because he found his hair is
afraid of the dark

The fir trees were bad
baseball hitters, but they were
real good at pitching

Jill is such a tease,
she's the person that put the
word "leave" in cleavage.

If a woman's eyes
were in her cleavage, I would
make more eye contact

"Happily ever
after" is the biggest fib
in Literature

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If a woman's eyes
were in her cleavage, I would
get in less trouble

Young Gina Johnson,
a strangely vengeful woman,
always steals men's socks

I tried to write a
haiku about maple trees,
but it was sappy