Friday haiku

The new product to 
keep all my teeth in place is 
called Resi-Dental

Thursday haiku

Churches and massage 
parlors: in both you pray for 
a happy ending

Wednesday haiku

We're so short-staffed here 
today, I'm not doing the 
job of six people

Tuesday haiku

Never anger those 
who helped put the skeletons 
into your closet

Monday haiku

I have driven in 
all of the states, including 
intoxication

Weekend haiku

If her eyes are the 
true windows to her soul, then 
they are multi-paned 

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If her eyes are the 
windows to her soul, it looks 
like the glass is cracked

Friday haiku

On Thanksgiving, Phil 
Collins likes white meat, but he 
prefers the drumsticks