Weekend haiku

New Year's Eve: The last  

chance to do all those things you'll  

soon promise to quit  

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All is quiet on  

New Year's Day, except Bono  

keeps singing that song

Friday haiku

I was in the car  

while she delivered a gift;  

my presence stayed here

Thursday haiku

When the snake found out  

it wasn't poisonous, said,  

"Well, fangs for nothing!"

Wednesday haiku

Spending Christmas Day  

in a hotel bar, looking  

for Christmas spirit

Tuesday haiku

 Spending Christmas Eve  

in a haunted hotel, so  

there's more ghosts tonight

Monday haiku

 Mike Tyson says he  

really likes Christmas. but he  

prefers Boxing Day

Weekend haiku

It's Christmas Eve, so  

Santa is coming tonight!  

Was I good enough?  

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It's Christmas Day, or  

as all my nephews call it,  

"Gimme Gimme Day!"