Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, April 29, 2023

One bad apple may

not ruin the whole batch, but

it sure does the pie

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I got arrested

for stealing people's phones. Now,

I've got my own cell

Waiting for her to

start her shower, so I can

play amongst the drops

It's continuing

to rain, so long, so strong, I

should prepare the ark

If you can hold back

the lightning, I promise to

hold back the thunder

My voice, which I find

to be just okay, seems to

be in high demand

When they say, "She's gone

for good", I have found it is

rarely positive

If you're complaining

about the deep hole you're in,

you should stop digging

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Due to inflation,

and my age, my thoughts are at

least worth a nickel