Thursday haiku

How is it my friends  

keep getting older, while I  

haven't aged a day?

Wednesday haiku

 

Who is Marty Grass,  

and why do they celebrate  

him in New Orleans?

Tuesday haiku

There was a Super  

Bowl ad promoting Jesus.  

Holy commercial!

Monday haiku

I'm just saying Bill's  

had more big encounters with  

the Police than Sting

Weekend haiku

The rain creates a  

million windshield diamonds, while  

my pocket's empty  

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She sings about the  

rumors so truthfully, you  

can tell they are lies

Friday haiku

When the frog flashes  

you a peace sign, you should stop  

smoking lily pads

Thursday haiku

I have never seen  

Bigfoot, but I smelled him once  

and that's close enough