Weekend haiku

Scott Baio will vote  

for Trump because, even now,  

he's still a Chachi  

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Rob Schneider will vote  

for Donald as he is friends  

with the Trumpmeister

Friday haiku

Kathy Griffin will  

not vote for Trump, though she does  

prefer him a head

Thursday haiku

Zsa Zsa Gabor will  

not vote for Trump because she's  

dead, but still voting

Wednesday haiku

The New York Times will  

not vote for Donald because  

"Trump is Real Bad News"

Tuesday haiku

The pen hovering  

over the paper, all while  

the blank space taunts you

Monday haiku

Giuliani will  

vote for Trump, because at some  

point he lost his spine

Weekend haiku

They say, "A fool and  

his money are soon parted."   

Fireworks are proof  

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Waiting for others  

to do their job so you can  

do yours feels like work