Wednesday haiku

New Year's Eve: For some,  

it's the time to make sure that  

the old year gets out

Tuesday haiku

Why did the taxi-  

dermist cross the road? To get  

to the other hide

Monday haiku

My Aunt Paula passed  

Another tether lets go  

that keeps me grounded

Weekend haiku

 Why did the gay and  

trans group cross the road? To get  

to the other Pride  

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Why did the poly-  

gamist cross the road? To get  

to the other bride

Friday haiku

Day after Christmas: 

When kids start acting like their  

rotten selves again

Thursday haiku

Yes, it's Christmas, though  

Santa did not make me a  

lottery winner

Wednesday haiku

Christmas Eve begins  

the twenty-four-hour time  

kids try to be good