Wednesday haiku

There are no answers  

in this shot glass, but it won't  

stop her from looking   

Tuesday haiku

We give the cat eye  

drops and meds. She won't hide. She's  

meowsochistic

Monday haiku

Trump bought a Tesla  

but Elon plugs it in, as  

we know who's in charge

Weekend haiku

Trump bought a Tesla.  

I wonder if he got the  

employee discount  

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Trump's presidency  

will feel eternal because  

it's Elon-gated

Friday haiku

They should air out the  

White House. It seems the Oval  

Office smells Musky

Thursday haiku

Mickey Ears are the

top Disneyland souvenir.  

The worst? Goofy's Foot

Wednesday haiku

Early morning, cat  

meows loudly to feed her.    

I hate this alarm