Wednesday haiku

Myrrhatorium:  

the temporary stop to  

baby Jesus gifts

Tuesday haiku

More-atorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of wanting extra

Monday haiku

Mirratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of shiny items

Weekend haiku

Her smile says, "I will  

have sex later" Her boots say,  

"You should get in line"   

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Maratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of things from the sea

Friday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Ocean cross the road? To get  

to the other tide

Thursday haiku

New Year's Day: Hoping  

this one is better than last  

year's dumpster fire

Wednesday haiku

New Year's Eve: For some,  

it's the time to make sure that  

the old year gets out