Thursday, October 9, 2025

Thursday haiku

The president drinks  

whiskey from the bottle as  

he's leery of shots

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Wednesday haiku

If Tylenol does  

cause autism, good whiskey  

just might be the cure

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Tuesday haiku

Donald and Jeffrey  

must love whiskey, I hear they  

like fifteen-year-olds

Monday, October 6, 2025

Monday haiku

The Commander in  

Thief will not rest until he  

has taken it all

Saturday, October 4, 2025

Weekend haiku

My brain is starting  

to dance around the room, so  

it must be morning  

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My brain is starting  

to dance around the room, I  

need to put it back

Friday, October 3, 2025

Friday haiku

Blue is the water  

Blue is the sky and the trees  

I need more crayons

Thursday, October 2, 2025

Thursday haiku

When you preach hate and  

then you receive hate back, you  

shouldn't be surprised