Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Thursday, July 3, 2025

I read that Keanu

Reeves whizzed here. That's one degree

of sepeeration

Jill hopes to be one

hundred someday, though she's been

twenty-nine six years

Billy folded his

dollar bill in half twice as

he wanted quarters

Every time I mop,

I realize how bad I

am at coloring

Just because you've had

a Whopper or two doesn't

make you Burger King

The vegan strip club:

The breasts and thighs are real, but

you can't have them here

Drove past the vegan

strip club, where all the ladies

are dancing with soy