Friday haiku

Long road trip with a  

dog, he growls and barks and snarls,  

and the dog's loud too

Thursday haiku

 Traveling on a  

long road trip with a big dog  

is not about you

Wednesday haiku

He says I'm his best  

friend, but he has to say that,  

it's in the contract

Tuesday haiku

We ate at Booby's  

Diner, located in a  

nice areola

Monday haiku

We ate at Booby's,  

a single diner. You'd think  

they'd at least have two.

Weekend haiku

This is a road trip  

of necessity, purpose,  

so no fun allowed  

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For Valentine's Day,  

no presents, as I hoped my  

sweetness was enough

Friday haiku

A felon with a  

big ego, Donald puts the  

con in confident