Friday, November 30, 2012

Friday's haiku

The doors creak rather
loudly because the springs are
quickly drying up

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Thursday's haiku

We had just started
dating last week, so she still
had that new girl smell

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

The bowling alley
is the only place it's fine
to have ten pound balls

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

He likes bowling since
it's the one chance he gets to
knock down some rednecks

Monday, November 26, 2012

Monday's haiku

He drives his car so
fast, it seems to fly, as he's
an auto pilot

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Weekend haiku

He's such a big fan
of stairs, he likes to be called
a flighty person 

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The pilot only
flies expensive trips, as he
likes flights of fancy

Friday, November 23, 2012

Friday's haiku

On Thanksgiving, John
got into his locked house by
using his turkey

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thanksgiving haiku

I'm as stuffed as the
turkey, but luckily my
food entered my mouth

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

When the turkey told
us "Gobble Gobble", we did
just as we were asked

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

The gardener sprained
her thumb so badly, that now
it really is green

Monday, November 19, 2012

Monday's haiku

I seemed to have sprained
the tendon in my ankle.
It's Achilling me

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Weekend haiku

The gravel, water
and ash soon were able to
cement their friendship 

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All those who don't like
February 29th
are non-be-leapers

Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday's haiku

The whale hated his
new nickname of "Harpoon", but
he was stuck with it

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Thursday's haiku

They wore matching coats
to make everyone else feel
completely left out

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

With his black, puffy
coat, Steve looked like Michelin
Man's evil brother

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

I slept just like a
baby, meaning I was up
alot and crying

Monday, November 12, 2012

Monday's haiku

The homeless man's fur
coat is gorgeous, but where did
all the squirrels go?

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Weekend haiku

Her striped socks were a
combination of wicked
witch and prison wear 

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Don't accept a bag
from the man on the corner
if it is dripping

Friday, November 9, 2012

Friday's haiku

Raspberry, apple,
orange, banana. Sorry!
I felt a bit fruity

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Much like Samson, poor
Tiger Woods lost his strength when
they cut his harem

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Who knew I could be
so happy to hear one man
say the word "Forward"?

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Sesame Street taught
all of us how to count Mitt
Romney's fibs and lies

Monday, November 5, 2012

Monday's haiku

Your snotty nose may
never be president, but
it's in the running

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Weekend haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, She'd dislocate her
nose and sprain her tongue 

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He lives under the
stairs, just like Harry Potter,
except he's a mouse

Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, tissues were removed
by a haz-mat team

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, the percussion knocked
crows out of the sky