Friday haiku

Seattle Seahawks:  

They built it up, just to let  

all the pieces go

Thursday haiku

She looks like our friend,  

if she had gained weight, and was  

very unhappy

Wednesday haiku

Beer festival on  

the farm. The cow wants to know  

if there are milk stouts.

Tuesday haiku

 Her preventative  

insurance coverage costs  

more than being sick

Monday haiku

Her chiropractor  

is not sure he can help, but  

he'll give it a crack

Weekend haiku

 I'm not old, I'm a  

teenager with four decades  

of experience  

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Wildfires burning,  

so much destruction, but the  

sunsets are pretty

Friday haiku

Having cavities  

means that your dentist's work is  

much more fulfilling

Thursday haiku

In a room full of  

guitars, banjos, mandolins,  

I'm feeling strung out

Wednesday haiku

In a room full of  

morning, I try to pretend  

that it's still nighttime 

Tuesday haiku

Workers find every  

shift at the camel milking  

plant is on hump day

Monday haiku

Billy spilled his beer  

on an outlet, and now he  

won't drive his EV

Weekend haiku

Billy spilled his beer  

on an outlet, and he got  

a charge out of it  

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Billy spilled his beer  

on an outlet, and now he  

hates AC/DC

Friday haiku

Billy spilled his beer  

on an outlet in the past,  

and now he's current

Thursday haiku

This stupid haiku  

woke me up to write it down.  

Not sure it's worth it.

Wednesday haiku

Vodka: If water  

and lightning had a baby.  

Yeah for potatoes!

Tuesday haiku

Wine: What you bring to  

your book club meetings when you  

haven't read the book

Monday haiku

Gin: For all those times  

when sucking on a tree branch  

isn't an option

Weekend haiku

Tequila: Just one  

night of too many shots leads  

to never again  

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Everclear: Helps you  

experience Alzheimer's  

for a night or two

Friday haiku

Whiskey: Helps make your  

bad decisions seem just right,  

until the morning

Thursday haiku

Beer: Amplifies your  

voice, ego and biases  

one pint at a time

Wednesday haiku

Rum: Helping to hide  

all your inadequacies  

one shot at a time

Tuesday haiku

St. Andrew was sad  

when his title moved, and he  

became Andrew St.

Monday haiku

It's a big mess, but  

I don't see it, as I have  

Disorder Blindness

Weekend haiku

The worst thing about  

Harry Potter now happens  

to be the author  

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The dictionary  

worked out at the gym to get  

more definition

Friday haiku

Picky about his  

cereal, Bill prefers to  

buy a bran new box

Thursday haiku

No matter where you  

sit down around a campfire,  

the smoke will follow

Wednesday haiku

Bigfoot tries to smile,  

but everyone knows that he  

has resting Squatch face

Tuesday haiku

If someone says, "You  

can't eat away your pain", they  

should try edibles