Saturday, April 30, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Consider tipping
only if their center of
gravity is high

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The bikini does
bring out your blues eyes, but you're
creeping me out, Carl

Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Tears on the pillow,
she'd misheard his claim to be
a trained pianist

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

She's like a silent
movie as both are better
with a good organ

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

She refused to see
the silent film, as she thought
that she couldn't talk

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

He found it was the
audience's wild applause
that gave him the clap

Monday, April 25, 2011

Monday's Haiku

It's hard to be an
appreciative audience
when you have no hands

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Weekend Haikus

Straight lines are just ones
who haven't had a chance to
experience life

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Straight lines may be the
shortest distance between two
points, but they're boring

Friday, April 22, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Life may move in a
straight line, but it's the curves that
make the memories

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Teasing me on the
playground is far more hurtful
now that I'm forty

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

She was the ex-wife,
so he didn't love her less,
just not anymore

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Unprotected sex
could mean minutes of "yes" and
a lifetime of "no"

Monday, April 18, 2011

Monday's Haiku

If your lover feels
cold and distant, don't wait so
long to dig them up

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Swimming fifty laps
seems less impressive in a
plastic kiddie pool

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Plastic kiddie pools
are like some folks I know: all
shallow, no deep end

Friday, April 15, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Hopping on just one
foot, I realize that I meant
to say, "Shoo, fly, shoo"

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

The abused french fry
had been cut up, battered, and
also a salted

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

At my age, most men
want security, while I
need maturity

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

If you only fire
when you see the whites of their
eyes, don't aim at drunks

Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday's Haiku

All vanity, all
pretentions go right out the
flap, when you're camping

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

The more pictures I
take with my camera, the
less pictures I'm in

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Photography, like
alcohol, is measured by
how good the shot is

Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday's Haiku

The fastest they moved
all morning was when he yelled
out, "Coffee's Ready!"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I'm hoping the fresh
air will cure this bad headache.
That and Excedrin.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

Preparing for the
hike took much more energy
than the hike itself

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Though we'd reached the peak,
it felt awkward to say it's
all downhill from here

Monday, April 4, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Las Vegas is where
even using the bathroom
is a game of chance

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

I'm back!  Here's the weekend haiku's:

Her glasses turned her
eyes into the double paned
windows to her soul

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He raised his head, eyes
closed, and barked at the moon, just
for the howl of it