Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday haiku

President Trump sticks
his arm out the car window
to make Alt-Right turns

Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday haiku

Trump stared up at the  
eclipse, as he's a member
of the new Alt-Sight

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Weekend haiku

If you don't want all
the men staring at you, put
your clothes back on, Dear

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Slutty and Southern,
Julie's the girl who put the
harlot in Charlotte

Friday, August 18, 2017

Friday haiku

All Winter, the sun
only seems to come out when
I must go back in

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Thursday haiku

Coffee Stout: the beer
to both start your morning and
finish off your night

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Coffee companies
have created a game: Cards
Against Lipton Tea

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Tuesday haiku

With my great big nose,
I have found there's no such thing
as too much cocaine

Monday, August 14, 2017

Monday haiku

Pleasing yourself with
cucumbers is better than
a Durian fruit

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Weekend haiku

I asked her to the
Prince concert, when she said, "Prince
who?", I said, "Goodbye!"

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Pleasing yourself with
cucumbers just proves you're a
vegetarian

Friday, August 11, 2017

Friday haiku

She kept slapping his
birthmark, not understanding
what "Whack-A-Mole" meant

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Thursday haiku

The space program's pet
rooster rode on all missions
as their shuttlecock

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Wednesday haiku

All the guards at the
marijuana store were on
very high alert

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Tuesday haiku

I stopped drinking once,
but my Mom told me she did
not raise a quitter

Monday, August 7, 2017

Monday haiku

When I look at my
choices for president, I
think I'll choose whiskey

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Weekend haiku

Time's more elusive
than the truth; impossible
to reach, hold or keep

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The only thing of
value to come from Bill's mouth
was a gold filling

Friday, August 4, 2017

Friday haiku

"Your poetry gave 
me goose bumps," she said, but I 
think it's the ice cream

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Thursday haiku

As an introvert,
I now understand why I
can relate to cats

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Wednesday haiku

I like society,
humanity, people, but
more as a concept

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Tuesday haiku

The artist painting 
traffic jams obviously 
likes to do still life.