Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

The conveyor belt
of life keeps moving, whether
you're on it or not

Monday, May 30, 2011

Monday's Haiku

This muscle stiffness
proves once and for all that work's
a pain in the neck

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Would you like to talk
about why everyone else
is better than you?

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Gray hair denotes age,
experience and no cash
for hair coloring

Friday, May 27, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Never part of the
cool kids' table, I'm now not
even in the room

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I can't care less, for
to do so, I would have to
care to begin with

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

Negativity
and frustration differ since
with one, you still care

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Without moving my
chair, my place here, my view, has
now changed completely

Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday's Haiku

It's okay to talk
to me anytime, but don't
expect I'll listen

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

The window of my
heart is fragile, and made up
of multiple panes

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Sometimes even the
best candidates don't make it
onto the ballot

Friday, May 20, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Masturbation is
basically just a way to
give yourself a hand

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Though she rarely slept,
She bought a new bed for it's
recreational use

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

You can always tell
the Dogwood tree from all the
others by it's bark

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

She removed the fake
moustache, as she received too
many compliments

Monday, May 16, 2011

Monday's Haiku

I'd apologize
to haiku haters, but I'm
out of syllables

Friday, May 13, 2011

Weekend Haiku

I take vitamin
D supplements, as my sun
comes in caplet form

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Disappointed by
the pole's length, I then told her
it's telescoping

Friday's Haiku

Autographing your
school chair doesn't make it an
assigned seat, Billy

Thursday's Haiku

Waiting for my phone
interview, I wonder why
I wore a new tie

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

A celebrity
now, she's forgotten all of
her friends from before

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

She gives me her sweet
pillow kisses, even when
we're both standing up

Monday, May 9, 2011

Monday's Haiku

My pains are being
caused by the one disease that
has no cure: old age

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day Bonus Haiku

Don't be a mother
and not thank your Mother for
being a Mother

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Twenty-five year old
photos show you don't always
make the best choices

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I find balconies
to be just a patio
with an attitude

Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday's Haiku

I'd be a dancer
still if it wasn't for skill,
gravity and beer

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

"I must agree, the
flowered sundress is great, but
not on me," he said

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

When you return from
Kathmandu, you will never
shout about traffic

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Visitors are like
pimples, they always arrive
when you don't want them

Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday's Haiku

"Bikini watching
sucks at this beach," he said.  She
replied, "It's midnight."