Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Tuesday haiku

The yellow duckling
dictator stayed in power,
having flew the coup

Monday, February 27, 2017

Monday haiku

The problem with late
night massages is you tend
to wake up oily

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Weekend haiku

Most teenage boys will
surely agree, too many
hooks will spoil the bra

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We protest fur, not
leather, because bikers are
tougher than rich chicks

Friday, February 24, 2017

Friday haiku

Using herbs instead
of chardonnay, he found a
pinch of thyme saves wine

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Thursday haiku

For New York mountain
dwellers, they have found a man's
home is his Catskill

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Wednesday haiku

In seeing the ghost
of Swiss cheese past, most folks will
scream out, "Holy sheet!"

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Tuesday haiku

To go ghost hunting,
I find that you need to be
in the right spirit

Monday, February 20, 2017

Monday haiku

Seventy five years
since the internment camps, now
history echoes

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Weekend haiku

Bill's always using
Parkinson's as his excuse,
which just seems shaky

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Bill's more insecure
than a full bank vault with no
guards, locks or alarms

Friday, February 17, 2017

Friday haiku

Just after breakfast,
the vegan was caught cheating,
with egg on his face

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Thursday haiku

When one more drink will
be wrong, the Enabler
will bring the bottle

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The Enabler
will make you feel better, while
making it much worse

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Tuesday haiku

My cat wakes me each 
dawn, reminding me to feed 
my kitty alarm

Monday, February 13, 2017

Monday haiku

The Enabler:
a superhero that will
hurt more than he helps

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Weekend haiku

Dad's idea of
gardening just requires
starting the mower

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His eggplant dish was
everything he could ask for
from an aubergine

Friday, February 10, 2017

Friday haiku

Terminator:
Where Arnold can go
back in time whenever he
needs some more money

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Thursday haiku

Bladerunner:
The future looks damp
and bleak, but at least all the
robots will be hot

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Roxanne:
Men with really big
noses can get beautiful
women?  Oh, thank God!

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Tuesday haiku

So I Married An Axe Murderer:
Funniest movie
Mike Myers ever made, it's
too bad he hates it

Monday, February 6, 2017

Monday haiku

Return of the Jedi:
Primitive teddies
are the bracket busters of
the Empire League

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Weekend haiku

My team didn't make
it to the Super Bowl, so
it's not so super

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The Super Bowl is
family, friends, nachos, beer, snacks,
and, oh yeah, the game

Friday, February 3, 2017

Friday haiku

Empire Strikes Back
The movie that gave
hope to all middle children
they too could be cool

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Thursday haiku

In a matter of
moments, in the blink of an
eye, nothing happened

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Nature abhors a
vacuum, and most men aren't real
fond of them either