The yellow duckling
dictator stayed in power,
having flew the coup
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
Monday haiku
The problem with late
night massages is you tend
to wake up oily
night massages is you tend
to wake up oily
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Weekend haiku
Most teenage boys will
surely agree, too many
hooks will spoil the bra
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We protest fur, not
leather, because bikers are
tougher than rich chicks
surely agree, too many
hooks will spoil the bra
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We protest fur, not
leather, because bikers are
tougher than rich chicks
Friday, February 24, 2017
Friday haiku
Using herbs instead
of chardonnay, he found a
pinch of thyme saves wine
of chardonnay, he found a
pinch of thyme saves wine
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Thursday haiku
For New York mountain
dwellers, they have found a man's
home is his Catskill
dwellers, they have found a man's
home is his Catskill
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Wednesday haiku
In seeing the ghost
of Swiss cheese past, most folks will
scream out, "Holy sheet!"
of Swiss cheese past, most folks will
scream out, "Holy sheet!"
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Tuesday haiku
To go ghost hunting,
I find that you need to be
in the right spirit
I find that you need to be
in the right spirit
Monday, February 20, 2017
Monday haiku
Seventy five years
since the internment camps, now
history echoes
since the internment camps, now
history echoes
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Weekend haiku
Bill's always using
Parkinson's as his excuse,
which just seems shaky
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Bill's more insecure
than a full bank vault with no
guards, locks or alarms
Parkinson's as his excuse,
which just seems shaky
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Bill's more insecure
than a full bank vault with no
guards, locks or alarms
Friday, February 17, 2017
Friday haiku
Just after breakfast,
the vegan was caught cheating,
with egg on his face
the vegan was caught cheating,
with egg on his face
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Thursday haiku
When one more drink will
be wrong, the Enabler
will bring the bottle
be wrong, the Enabler
will bring the bottle
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Wednesday haiku
The Enabler
will make you feel better, while
making it much worse
will make you feel better, while
making it much worse
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Tuesday haiku
My cat wakes me each
dawn, reminding me to feed
my kitty alarm
dawn, reminding me to feed
my kitty alarm
Monday, February 13, 2017
Monday haiku
The Enabler:
a superhero that will
hurt more than he helps
a superhero that will
hurt more than he helps
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Weekend haiku
Dad's idea of
gardening just requires
starting the mower
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His eggplant dish was
everything he could ask for
from an aubergine
gardening just requires
starting the mower
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His eggplant dish was
everything he could ask for
from an aubergine
Friday, February 10, 2017
Friday haiku
Terminator:
Where Arnold can go
back in time whenever he
needs some more money
Where Arnold can go
back in time whenever he
needs some more money
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Thursday haiku
Bladerunner:
The future looks damp
and bleak, but at least all the
robots will be hot
The future looks damp
and bleak, but at least all the
robots will be hot
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Wednesday haiku
Roxanne:
Men with really big
noses can get beautiful
women? Oh, thank God!
Men with really big
noses can get beautiful
women? Oh, thank God!
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Tuesday haiku
So I Married An Axe Murderer:
Funniest movie
Mike Myers ever made, it's
too bad he hates it
Funniest movie
Mike Myers ever made, it's
too bad he hates it
Monday, February 6, 2017
Monday haiku
Return of the Jedi:
Primitive teddies
are the bracket busters of
the Empire League
Primitive teddies
are the bracket busters of
the Empire League
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Weekend haiku
My team didn't make
it to the Super Bowl, so
it's not so super
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The Super Bowl is
family, friends, nachos, beer, snacks,
and, oh yeah, the game
it to the Super Bowl, so
it's not so super
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The Super Bowl is
family, friends, nachos, beer, snacks,
and, oh yeah, the game
Friday, February 3, 2017
Friday haiku
Empire Strikes Back
The movie that gave
hope to all middle children
they too could be cool
The movie that gave
hope to all middle children
they too could be cool
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Thursday haiku
In a matter of
moments, in the blink of an
eye, nothing happened
moments, in the blink of an
eye, nothing happened
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Wednesday haiku
Nature abhors a
vacuum, and most men aren't real
fond of them either
vacuum, and most men aren't real
fond of them either
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