Monday, October 31, 2011

Monday's Haiku

They say this house must
be haunted, but the only
demons here are mine

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Nothing makes you move
faster than fear, angry bees,
or a full bladder 

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Newly promoted,
co-worker interactions
are different now

Friday, October 28, 2011

Friday's Haiku

She brags about her
daughter's photography so
much, I film over

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Headless mannequins
are terrible models for
top hats and glasses

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
she wanted palm trees

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
the heads didn't grow

Monday, October 24, 2011

Monday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden just to
freak out her neighbors

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

She planted plastic
arms in her garden to get
a mannequin tree 

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She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
legs would be too weird

Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Meetings on Friday
afternoon with your boss are
always unnerving

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

In Seattle, there's
never a chance we'd get a
sunshine overdose

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

You say you only
lie to those that you can't stand,
but you like me, right?

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

The staff is starting
to all look they're Nineteen
Seventies roadies

Monday, October 17, 2011

Monday's Haiku

His eyes were so close
together, they really made
his nose feel crowded

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

An acquaintance is
someone you've met, a friend is
somebody you know 

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Your true home is not
where you live, but the place you
want to be buried

Monday, October 10, 2011

Friday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


You would think after
all these years, someone would know
Victoria's secret

Thursday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


Barbecue, a fresh
peach and ice cream are good foods
for fingerlicking

Wednesday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


Of all the people
you must lie to each day, know
I'm not one of them

Tuesday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.

How can just one weed
in her well-tended garden
get her so riled up?

Monday's Haiku

The last haiku in
this book should be amazing,
instead, it's this one

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Like Danny Glover
in Lethal Weapon, I'm just
too old for this shit 

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I'm so tired, the
bags under my eyes were charged
as my checked luggage

Friday, October 7, 2011

Friday's Haiku

With musicians, when
you say, "up by nine," you must
clarify, "a.m."

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Concert until two,
home by three, and work by eight,
but so worth the pain

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

A sunburned ankle
means you weren't wearing socks, and
your pants are too short

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

His smile was more a
requirement than something
his lips had wanted

Monday, October 3, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Commandment be damned,
I'd covet my neighbor's wife
if I wasn't gay

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

As a writer, she
was quirky, always having
a novel idea 

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Her colorful dress
couldn't cover up her bland
personality