Wednesday haiku

They say he's got a  

heart of gold, forgetting gold  

is cold and heavy

Tuesday haiku

Disintegration:  

a great Cure album, and a  

zombie's worst nightmare

Monday haiku

I am less concerned  

about gender than I am  

hatred and bias

Weekend haiku

Your gender is not  

concerning or threatening  

me in any way  

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The gender that makes  

you comfortable makes me  

comfortable too

Friday haiku

This day is laid out  

before me, options galore,  

and yet I just sit

Thursday haiku

His birthday now passed,  

he may not celebrate, but  

hopes it's not his last

Wednesday haiku

Today needs Mary  

Jane, a whiskey shot, and a  

glass of chardonnay

Tuesday haiku

When I find myself,  

learn to love myself, I can  

begin to love you

Monday haiku

Wes still lusts over  

Terri Nunn, singing in the  

Metro of his heart

Weekend haiku

Sasquatch is hiding  

because he knows someone wants  

to serve him papers  

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The discovery  

of love, always a surprise,  

is worth searching for

Friday haiku

Henry's erotic  

painting is more comical,  

and less sexual

Thursday haiku

Sometimes I'm able  

to keep all the plates spinning,  

and sometimes I'm not

Wednesday haiku

Californians are  

not used to this much snow, since  

this can't be snorted

Tuesday haiku

There's so much snow in  

California, and this time,  

I don't mean cocaine

Monday haiku

The older I get,  

the less I know, which feels like  

the wrong direction

Weekend haiku

For the carnival  

rides, games and farm animals,  

it is fair weather  

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I'm another year  

older, none the wiser, and  

I'm okay with that

Friday haiku

Eating pizza in  

a Greek restaurant feels so  

wrong, but tastes so right

Thursday haiku

Jack always sounds like  

he's smoked a lot of ganja;  

it makes me jealous

Wednesday haiku

At the goth Dunkin  

Donuts, the coffee's always  

as black as your soul

Tuesday haiku

Jill's superpower  

is to make all her insults  

sound like compliments

Monday haiku

Bi Panda accepts  

themselves for being who they  

are: both black and white

Weekend haiku

I haven't done all  

I want to do, but there's still  

plenty of day left  

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They named their rabbit  

"Coffee", because he leaves beans  

all over the floor

Friday haiku

Don't worry! Your beer  

supporting Trans rights doesn't  

somehow make you gay

Thursday haiku

 If you're not disturbed,  

you're not paying attention  

to what's happening

Wednesday haiku

I walk along the  

river, frightening the fish  

with my tall shadow

Tuesday haiku

There's so much to see  

in this town, when you visit,  

you'll need bigger eyes

Monday haiku

Kid Rock shot up his  

Bud Light, even though Coors is  

the silver bullet