Weekend haiku

The year in review: 
Twelve months of suckery. Oh 
wait, June 5th was nice 

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Summer may be months 
away, but today, if you 
close your eyes, it's here

Friday haiku

Fire engines race by, 
my heart and my ears happy 
they're not stopping here

Thursday haiku

He hums instead of 
sings, as the voices in his 
head hate vibrations

Wednesday haiku

He watches from the 
corner of the room, finding 
there's not much to see

Tuesday haiku

He poses for the 
camera, knowing someday it 
will capture his soul

Monday haiku

Many have given 
their lives so you can live; what 
will you sacrifice?

Weekend haiku

Let Trump supporters 
not wear masks. It's hard to vote 
on respirators 

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Coronavirus 
is the scientific name 
for Common Cooties

Friday haiku

Gwyneth Paltrow's young 
daughter bought a tape player 
and signed James Taylor

Thursday haiku

Since Gwyneth Paltrow 
had her baby, the doctor 
doesn't come around

Wednesday haiku

Another wedding 
anniversary just proves
how stubborn we are

Tuesday haiku

It bugs me spelling 
changed my major from words to 
entomology

Monday haiku

As daylight returns, 
night sneaks past, your restless sleep 
the prize in its teeth

Weekend haiku

I find I could do 
whatever I want, but the 
freedom wouldn't last 

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Amid the Orcas, 
the islands, the Sound, ferries 
slip silently by

Friday haiku

You can keep Taco 
Tuesdays, as Kate's more a fan 
of Wefwied Wednesdays

Thursday haiku

One last haiku to 
finish off this book, hoping 
it isn't the last

Wednesday haiku

Another night at 
the Senior Center, getting 
used to my future

Tuesday haiku

This is a haiku 
placeholder, just filling in 
until tomorrow

Monday haiku

May you always have 
infinite elevation 
and abundant joy

Weekend haiku

Welcome aboard the 
USS Quarantine- We're 
always in dry dock 

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Little birds flit and 
fly about in my backyard 
while I'm trapped in here

Friday haiku

Coronavirus 
parties are just the modern 
day Russian roulette

Thursday haiku

Unprecedented 
times, and an unpresident, 
makes me uneasy

Wednesday haiku

Is this bathrobe work  
attire? Covid question 
number twenty-five

Tuesday haiku

When will this damn thing  
be over? Covid questions 
number one through five

Monday haiku

May the Fourth be with  
You Star Wars Day! Tomorrow 
I'll enjoy a Fifth

Weekend haiku

This whole quarantine 
thing is making time with friends 
seem further away 

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Can I hug myself? 
Covid-19 sheltering 
at home, question 9

Friday haiku

I've changed my curse of 
Trump, now referring to him 
as "son of a bleach"