Thursday haiku

Most bars know that we 
need more than one hour to 
get happy again

Wednesday haiku

Her resolution 
was to absolve her sins, and 
strengthen her resolve

Tuesday haiku

I will keep writing 
poetry until there's no  
more words inside me

Monday haiku

I will keep writing 
poetry as long as I 
have a working pen

Weekend haiku

Migraines are proof that 
I really do have a brain 
and it's unhappy 

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Happy hours are 
rarely just an hour, and 
most folks aren't happy

Friday haiku

For those that don't know 
the difference between genres, 
it's Sci-Fintasy

Thursday haiku

The line blurred between 
cynical and serious, 
Bill's now cynirous

Wednesday haiku

I declined to watch 
my colonoscopy as 
I hate bad sci-fi

Tuesday haiku

Ultrasound on my 
head to see if I am more 
human or scarecrow

Monday haiku

I'm consciously self 
conscious that my conscious self 
is now unconscious

Weekend haiku

Valentine's Day is 
when you profess your love, or 
wish they'd fry in hell 

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Snowfall, like family, 
is best when it doesn't stay, 
or linger too long

Friday haiku

Sometimes, writing is 
just letting the words dictate 
where they want to go

Thursday haiku

Karate students 
make a bit more cash when they 
practice Tai-kwan-dough

Wednesday haiku

If you don't know if 
you are coming or going, please 
use the urinal

Tuesday haiku

Uncomfortable 
in the spotlight, she prefers 
to help aim the beam

Monday haiku

There are plenty who 
will want to demolish your 
self worth, don't help them

Weekend haiku

Her father gone, her 
mother gone, she now holds her 
sisters much closer 

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Biggest snowfall here 
in decades is a winter 
day in the Midwest

Friday haiku

My red coat was the 
wrong choice for today's Civil 
War reenactment 

Thursday haiku

The Keystone pipeline 
is already leaking like 
all their promises

Wednesday haiku

Bill says he's not an 
introvert, he just doesn't 
like many people

Tuesday haiku

2019 is 
the year of the pig, which is 
some good news for Trump

Monday haiku

Forgetting all the 
details could lead Trump to one 
term memory loss

Weekend haiku

The moral high ground 
seems to be getting closer 
to being submerged 

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From the moral high 
ground to treading water in 
just one news cycle

Friday haiku

No, you can't have a 
bite of my sandwich, it's a 
Banh Mi, not Banh Yu