Thursday, June 30, 2016

Thursday haiku

It's hard to have a
poetry meeting when I'm
the only one here

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Wednesday haiku

Nicole likes to wear
pink, because yellow makes her
look like a lemon

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Tuesday haiku

AC/DC, now 
with Axl, makes me jealous 
of Brian's deafness

Monday, June 27, 2016

Monday haiku

Norman Mailer head
butted Gore Vidal over
women's rights. Manly!!

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Weekend haiku

The green guy on the
corner wanting carrots is
a rutabaga

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Walking in, our new
house still has that new house smell,
or maybe that's bleach

Friday, June 24, 2016

Friday haiku

The tomato in
the hot tub was so upset,
he was just stewing

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Thursday haiku

We cage gorillas,
then kill them when one of us
dares enter their space

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Wednesday haiku

There are so many
crowns on my teeth, my mouth could
now rule Great Britain

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Tuesday haiku

Billy's gone from our
work world, so there will now be
less hugs and less smiles

Monday, June 20, 2016

Monday haiku

The incontinent
bear always slept alone at
hibernation time

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Weekend haiku

Pediatricians
are doctors who spend all their
time kidding around 

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I was cut from the
ad campaign, as they wanted
it to make money

Friday, June 17, 2016

Friday haiku

She asked, "Are your words
romantic or erotic?"
He replied, "Why or?"

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Thursday haiku

The feminist told
him, "It's okay to have a
dick, just don't be one."

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Wednesday haiku

Ozzy Osbourne is
a vegetarian, must
have been a fruit bat

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Tuesday haiku

Bill's wealth of knowledge
was actually only
worth a buck fifty

Monday, June 13, 2016

Monday haiku

Bill likes to be spanked,
for good health, claiming it adds
color to his cheeks

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Weekend haiku

Dental appointment
in five days, I've got four days
before I must floss 

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She smiles at me, as
if I were an abandoned
puppy, which is nice

Friday, June 10, 2016

Friday haiku

Yes, it takes many
nails to build the crib, but just
one screw to fill it

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Thursday haiku

The fine droplets of
water will alight on blades
of grass in dew time

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Wednesday haiku

The wizard rabbi
knows all, except which hat he
should be wearing now

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Tuesday haiku

I wrote this haiku
for my psychic mom, but she
knew it was coming

Monday, June 6, 2016

Monday haiku

Dressed in fishnets and
high heels, he'd misunderstood
what drag racing meant

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Weekend haiku

He'd thought he found a
large seed in his juicy peach,
and that's a pity

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I missed my high school
reunion, now I don't know
if I'm popular

Friday haiku

The Cook family,
all twelve of them, found they could
not make a good broth

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Thursday haiku

They say beauty is
only skin deep, also true
for melanoma

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Wednesday haiku

Most knights know it takes
a special kind of queen to
make that kingdom come