Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

When they're all laughing,
I just wish that I was the
one that made the joke

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

With all of the crap
I've been getting at work, I
must be organic

Monday, August 29, 2011

Monday's Haiku

For me, a three day
weekend is three days of no
work getting finished

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

She said she was ill.
He thought cold or flu bug, but
she was sick of him 


She said she was ill,
and he soon found out that it
wasn't physical

Friday, August 26, 2011

Friday's Haiku

I cannot stop on
my long road to hell, as I
have not seen the sign

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I eat plain yogurt,
as it's the only way I
get any culture

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

She'd rather eat lunch
in the rain than sit with me,
so I just let her

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

I bring my own lunch,
so if it tastes bad, I at
least know who to blame

Monday, August 22, 2011

Monday's Haiku

My best friend may not
be a genius, but he's got
lots of smarticles

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Bill is six foot six,
who knew it was possible
to stack crap that high 


If opposites do
attract, when I am outside
I must be sunny

Friday, August 19, 2011

Friday's Haiku

That girl could suck a
small bird into her engines
at thirty five yards

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

I didn't need the
salad, but I did and I
have no vinagrettes

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

The one thing better
than being her denim would
be to be in 'em

Monday, August 15, 2011

Monday's Haiku

My sneakers creak so
badly, it makes their title
slightly ironic

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

I don't dislike the
blonde's personality, I
just like them darker 


I keep her picture
in my wallet as it was
there when I bought it

Friday, August 12, 2011

Friday's Haiku

The cement mixer
likes his new job much better
as it's more concrete

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I'd miss the sunshine
more if I ever got to
spend some time with it

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

The snacker and the
hacker found they were both fond
of bytes and chips

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

is a bad feeling to have
if you're a sardine

Monday, August 8, 2011

Monday's Haiku

The clouds are moving
into the house right next door
to the heavy rains

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

She's chained to her desk,
but they gave her ten more links
for good behavior 


Julie's not moving,
she just likes to keep all her
stuff in big boxes

Friday, August 5, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Wine may get better
with age, but Bernadette was
just getting older

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Her pheremones must
have curdled, as she attracts
just the bad cats now

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

When it comes to men,
she only seems to attract
the ones she don't want

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Her wide-eyed stare was
a silent call for help that
he just couldn't hear

Monday, August 1, 2011

Monday's Haiku

When you're name is made
up of two first names, you will
answer to either