Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday's Haiku

The last leaf clings to
the branch, stubbornly fighting
fate and gravity

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Weekend Haiku

She's excited for
the ten percent chance of snow,
while I wish for rain 

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November's colors
are slowly fading into
winter's monochrome

Friday, April 27, 2012

Friday's Haiku

Just when we think we're
in total control, Mother
Nature reminds us

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Thursday's Haiku

The photo captured
her glowing grin before it
was no longer there

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wednesday's Haiku

Watching her walk, her
ass sways in rhythm like a
perfect pendulum

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Tuesday's Haiku

Personalities
cannot be disguised by hair,
clothing or makeup

Monday, April 23, 2012

Monday's Haiku

Food poisoning makes
you think about what you eat
more than a diet

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Weekend Haiku

She wanted to know
if her portfolio made
her assets look big 

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She only dances
when she drinks, so she will not
remember dancing

Friday, April 20, 2012

Friday's Haiku

Raindrops target Fall
leaves on their way down, wanting
to not be alone

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Thursday's Haiku

Without Levon, how
will we be able to keep
the rhythm again?

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Wednesday's Haiku

He took a break from
his break, as he needed a
break, or he'd be fixed

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Tuesday's Haiku

His stomach hurt, which
meant he was nervous, or he'd
been poisoned again

Monday, April 16, 2012

Monday's Haiku

They said they were not
pay toilets, but they were for
customers only

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Weekend Haiku's

Her boots, while they fit
her feet just fine, didn't fit
her as a person 

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The bathroom's were for
customers only, so she
bought a small cookie

Friday, April 13, 2012

Friday Haiku

In turning over
a new leaf, I just found the
old leaf's underside

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Thursday's Haiku

New Year's Eve is the
last chance to do something you
can blame on last year

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Wednesday's Haiku

The dung beetle was
pleased as his boss said that he'd
done excrement work

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Tuesday's Haiku

I would enjoy eye
contact if I didn't have
to see people's souls

Monday, April 9, 2012

Monday's Haiku

Brackish, Coppery,
Silt, Standing and Mud are bad
bottled water names

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Weekend Haiku's

In the cold, he yelled
up at the goose flying North,
"That's the wrong way, Dude!" 

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Gelatinous goo,
shoe leather and glue are bad
dinner descriptions

Friday, April 6, 2012

Friday Haiku

Not wanting to be
late, excited for my massage,
I arrived oily

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Thursday's Haiku

Her over-sized, long
jacket may not be slimming,
but it hides her hips

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Wednesday's Haiku

Her comfort zone is
growing, but will never be
big enough for Tim

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Tuesday's Haiku

Food in your teeth looks
funny, but it's a great way
to save tasty snacks

Monday, April 2, 2012

Monday's Haiku

Her personal space
bubble is near five feet across,
ten around people