Monday haiku

A Scottish Proverb:  

If you don't have the guts, you  

can't make the haggis 

Weekend haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: Yes, we pass  

the plate here as well  

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It's not the size of  

the church that counts, it is the  

congregation's heart

Friday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: Where it's our  

bread dough that's risen

Thursday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: Julia  

Child wrote our bible

Wednesday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: The only  

cross is on our buns

Tuesday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We are the  

true Holy Rollers!

Monday haiku

Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We pray to  

a higher flour

Weekend haiku

Republicans tend  

to take everything, leaving  

Liberals what's left  

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Pastrytarian  

Bakery Church: We know how  

to put buns in pews

Friday haiku

Republicans may  

not always be smart, but they  

are in their right mind

Thursday haiku

When traveling, I  

tend to find one of the best 

parts is coming home

Wednesday haiku

I didn't go to  

the new Louisville Slugger  

Factory: no balls

Tuesday haiku

Louisville Slugger  

Factory messed up by not  

installing swing doors

Monday haiku

This morning's walk in  

Louisville was better than  

a cup of coffee

Weekend haiku

Up before the sun,  

staring at the horizon  

my morning commute  

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Another day means  

another distillery.  

Hey, that's the spirit!

Friday haiku

Up before the sun,  

staring at the horizon,  

and wondering why

Thursday haiku

Up before the sun,  

staring at the horizon,  

waiting for this day

Wednesday haiku

Looking out over  

Louisville, I hope that it's  

looking out for me

Tuesday haiku

She said she was all  

ears, but used her mouth to say  

it, so that's not right

Monday haiku

She said she was all  

ears, but based on her outfit,  

there are other parts

Weekend haiku

When Jason Biggs made  

love to that baked good, would he  

be pie-sexual?  

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Heading to Detroit  

to spend time with a friend.  No,  

it's not Eminem.  

Friday haiku

Memorizing all  

those numbers after the three,  

I'm Pi-curious

Thursday haiku

I'd rather vote for  

the old guy than vote for a  

criminal liar

Wednesday haiku

Yes, experience  

matters for President, but  

these guys are just old

Tuesday haiku

Getting older, I  

find my body's less temple,  

more reclamation 

Monday haiku

I must admit my  

whisper can be louder than  

most people's shouting