Monday, January 31, 2011

Monday's Haiku

I may be wrong, but
Happy Hour seems to make
you more unhappy

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Here's the usual double shot for the weekend:

If a fool and his
money are soon parted, could
I have his address


If a fool and his
money are soon parted, then
...Hey, where's my wallet?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Friday's Haiku

If vending machines
sold love, you'd have to watch the
expiration date

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

They ask, "What would we
do without you?" and then they
act like I'm not here

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

When Jill turned into
a yellow fish, I realized
she was being koi

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

With all the hiking
and walking that I do, I
measure miles in feet.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Old breasts are just like
vampires: ghostly pale and should
never see daylight

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Here's a double shot of haiku's for the weekend:

A good wife doesn't
just let you ogle, but points
out the real good ones


It's a compliment,
I swear, comparing you to
a Botticelli

Friday, January 21, 2011

Friday's Haiku

I'll be your wingman
if you vow not to crash so

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Home sick, but I've got enough energy to post a new haiku:

Balding means one more
place that you always forget
to apply sunscreen

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

My haiku is for
laughs and to make the rest feel
more traditional

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Air conditioning
is Nature's way to tell you,
"Live somewhere cooler."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Her body is so
beautiful, I'm hoping she
will be Missouri

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Saturday's Haiku

Belly dancers prove
that to be sensual, tone
isn't everything

Friday, January 14, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Captain Crunch proves that
the U.S. Navy's really
lowered their standards

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Short attention spans
can be dangerous and cause
problems... I like cake

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

A doctor is known
for his bedside manner and
also his patients

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

A week is six days
too long to celebrate your
birth, unless you're me

Monday, January 10, 2011

Monday's Haiku

They say we make a
cute couple, but I despise
her, and she hates me.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

My plan will be to try and post one or two haiku's on the weekends, but probably only on one of the two days, as I may not always be neara computer.  With the Seattle Seahawks playoff win yesterday, here's a couple sports related haiku:

When the underdog
wins, the fans are happy, and
so are the gamblers


When the team wins, We're
all winners, but when they lose,
They are such losers

Friday, January 7, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Here's a double shot, using the same opening:

After twenty years
the cat died, leaving the dog
so very nervous


After twenty years
the cat died, leaving the dog
as the prime suspect

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I'll watch a 3-D
movie when the story's not

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Today's Haiku

Today's haiku was inspired by a comment made by a co-worker of mine.

When he called me a
weasel, he said it was meant
as a compliment

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Today's Haiku

I'll stop having one
night stands when the girls agree
to see me again

Monday, January 3, 2011

First One

Well, here we go.  My first blog.  I like to write a lot of different styles of humorous poetry, but decided for the sake of what I'm doing here, I'd focus on my silly haiku, which I call "Haikooky."  I friend of mine that is a scholar of true Haiku doesn't particularly approve of my haiku, as it doesn't fit the rules, but I've rarely fit the rules.  Check back often.  I will post haiku, and maybe some thoughts, but primarily just the silly haiku.  Here's today's:

That deaf, dumb and blind
 kid sure plays a mean pinball,
but he sucks at golf.