Monday, December 31, 2012

Monday's haiku

Keep your hand away
from Jan right before lunch, she
gets zombie hungry

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Weekend haiku

She likes snow because
everyone always seems to
grumble about it 


It's okay to tell
everyone, except a bull,
that you have tight calves

Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday's haiku

Jill is such a mean
person, even when she waves,
it's kind of snarky

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Thursday's haiku

It's hard to work the
word "prestidigitation"
into a haiku

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Barbara Babcock's
brother began blubbering
about blueberries

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Christmas haiku

I got coal in my
stocking, and like me, we're just
diamonds in training

Monday, December 24, 2012

Monday's haiku

Santa's helpers went
to the bookstore, in search of
the new elf-help book

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Weekend haiku

The Twenty-Second
of December, Mayans wrong.
I better buy gifts


Bill liked to wear his
Christmas t-shirt, "I'm like the
mistletoe, well hung"

Friday, December 21, 2012

Friday's haiku

She wears a scarf all
the time, not because she's cold,
she just hates her neck

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Snow, rain, wind, hail and
sunshine: just another Spring
day in Seattle

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Golfing in the snow
doesn't bother Chris since he
bought neon golf balls

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Daffodils topped with
snow confuses everyone
but the weatherman

Monday, December 17, 2012

Monday's haiku

Sometimes, around here,
a thin layer of high clouds,
for us, is blue sky

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Weekend haiku

Around Jill, He felt
less Homo Sapien, more
Homo Erectus 


Around Jill, parts of
him felt both dead and alive
all at the same time

Friday, December 14, 2012

Friday's haiku

He'd be more discreet
watching girls pass, if he would
stop yelling, "Oh My!"

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Lunch is sitting so
heavy, my stomach needs a
much sturdier chair

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

The dentist's office
is the one place you should have
a cavity search

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

June may be busting
out all over, as she needs
a much better bra

Monday, December 10, 2012

Monday's haiku

Pounding the concrete
with his drunken fist, we knew
that Jack was hammered

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Weekend haiku

He walks slow, like he's
doing Tai-Chi, except with
a destination 


Liz found out that her
interest rate is high, but
her interest low

Friday, December 7, 2012

Friday's haiku

Most writers agree,
we'd like pens more if the tops
tasted like cherries

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Thursday;s haiku

While he did not pay
the prostitute well, he did
give her a big tip

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Except at Christmas,
it is wrong to brag about
the size of your box

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Most folks walk with a
purpose, but I prefer to
walk with a porpoise

Monday, December 3, 2012

Monday's haiku

She said she could use
a few more inches, so I
bought her a ruler

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Weekend haiku

I'm not saying Sue's
face is oily, but there are
times it has a sheen 


Like an old building,
the front needs work, but you can
still enter 'round back