Tuesday haiku

Since I have to wear 
a face mask, I can postpone 
my next teeth cleaning

Monday haiku

While some may complain 
about wearing a face mask, 
it improves my looks

Weekend haiku

The building fully 
engulfed in flames, but the "No 
Smoking" sign won't burn 

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Sky so perfect, so 
blue, until contrails remind 
me I am stuck here

Friday haiku

I don't see why they 
can't impeach Trump, as he is 
already impaired

Thursday haiku

Until I know the 
proper etiquette for a 
handshake, let's just nod

Wednesday haiku

Molly Hatchet lead 
singer gone, he flirted too 
much with disaster

Tuesday haiku

Crater Lake was my 
life for three summers, and now, 
it's still a big part

Monday haiku

My girlfriend is good, 
but I like her much better 
when she's bad instead

Weekend haiku

Bob's Unicorn Farm 
will close soon as nobody 
believes his prices 

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Police blocked off the 
four major routes to the bar, 
so order me two

Friday haiku

If you really want 
to confuse Millennials, 
write it in cursive

Thursday haiku

When the sun slowly 
slips behind the clouds, I pray 
for its quick return

Wednesday haiku

Seventeen years past 
their target demographic, 
I watch where they aim

Tuesday haiku

While she liked the gray 
taking over her hair, she 
dyed the rest purple

Monday haiku

The fact there's issues 
with every table in the 
break room's a bad sign

Weekend haiku

The tattoo on her 
arm, a small reminder that 
Mom used to be cool 

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The tattoo on her 
arm the only one, for now, 
she will let me see

Friday haiku

Her tattoo peeks out 
from the sleeve of her blouse to 
see if the coast's clear

Thursday haiku

Bill makes his own lunch, 
so he has no one to blame 
if he's unhappy

Wednesday haiku

When she's far away, 
I hold her memory, which 
isn't near as warm

Tuesday haiku

Her maniacal 
laughter told us something not 
funny just happened

Monday haiku

Her laughter held no 
light, all darkness and doom, it 
was malicious mirth

Weekend haiku

Most dyslexic cats 
are athiests, as they do 
not believe in Dog 

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Now, wearing a Bill 
Cosby sweater on a first 
date will not end well

Friday haiku

For my wife's birthday, 
I tied a bow on me.  She 
wants something bigger

Thursday haiku

I was told I'm good 
at multitasking, but I 
wasn't listening

Wednesday haiku

Pink petals fall like 
snow, but not enough to make 
a good blossomman

Tuesday haiku

I sit outside with 
dark clouds above because it's 
supposed to be Spring

Monday haiku

You can worry all 
you want, but we will all be 
skeletons someday