Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Tuesday haiku

She wears her glasses 
when she sleeps, in case she needs 
to read in her dreams

Monday, April 24, 2017

Monday haiku

Bill felt less like a
Dad, more like a chauffeur slash
ATM machine

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Weekend haiku

Our friend moving to 
Detroit, we all shout, "Hasta 
la Vista, Wesley!!" 


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Our friend moving to 
Detroit, our only advice, 
"You should watch '8 Mile'"

Friday, April 21, 2017

Friday haiku

James is artistic 
not autistic, well maybe 
a little of each

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Thursday haiku

When asked about Trump 
as our Prez, Stevie Wonder 
said, "I don't see it"

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Gary's idea
of being kind is to just
screw you over once

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Tuesday haiku

I find that I am
most unnerved by Gary when
he's smiling at me

Monday, April 17, 2017

Monday haiku

The dog barked all night,
keeping us awake, but he
didn't give a yip

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Weekend haiku

Being allergic
to cats, I have found that I'm
rarely feline fine

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Frustrated, Bill threw
down his useless chopsticks and
exclaimed, "Well, fork it!"

Friday, April 14, 2017

Friday haiku

Condescension is
only wrong if the moron
realizes it

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Thursday haiku

The words, "Trust me" are
always uttered by the one
person you shouldn't

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Wednesday haiku

I'm not a birder.
I thought an Elegant Tern
was a ballet move

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Julia was blessed
with three beautiful children,
and one homely one

Monday, April 10, 2017

Monday haiku

Didn't Bill Cosby
know celebrities don't need
drugs to get women?

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Weekend haiku

The vampire pine
tree is the one whose bite is
much worse than its bark

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Jill lost her street cred,
saying, "Watch your self before
you botch your self,fool!"

Friday, April 7, 2017

Friday haiku

Working at the pet
mortuary, Bill had to
stop saying, "Doggone!"

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Thursday haiku

Lurning Englesh frum 
kat memes wy wee git idiut 
fur a prezidint

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The cat didn't own
a clutch or satchel, but she
always had her purrs

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Tuesday haiku

For every ferry 
owner trying to get paid, 
they hate Chris Deburgh

Monday, April 3, 2017

Monday haiku

In a poetry
competition, you don't want
to be the last word

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Weekend haiku

I'm dreaming to be
dreaming about me and you,
but I might as well

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Both the car show and
poetry open mic are
auto fixations