Friday haiku

The new product to 
keep all my teeth in place is 
called Resi-Dental

Thursday haiku

Churches and massage 
parlors: in both you pray for 
a happy ending

Wednesday haiku

We're so short-staffed here 
today, I'm not doing the 
job of six people

Tuesday haiku

Never anger those 
who helped put the skeletons 
into your closet

Monday haiku

I have driven in 
all of the states, including 
intoxication

Weekend haiku

If her eyes are the 
true windows to her soul, then 
they are multi-paned 

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If her eyes are the 
windows to her soul, it looks 
like the glass is cracked

Friday haiku

On Thanksgiving, Phil 
Collins likes white meat, but he 
prefers the drumsticks

Thanksgiving haiku

Under Trump, we can 
have turkey, but only the 
rich get the gravy

Wednesday haiku

If her eyes are the 
windows to her soul, then they've 
been dead-bolted shut

Tuesday haiku

Her eyes might not be 
the windows to her soul, but 
I see her kidneys

Monday haiku

Summer rains are for 
all those gardeners really 
bad at watering

Weekend haiku

Tracey may be an 
old flame, but that fire burned 
out ages ago 

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Because of my lack 
of sleep, poems line up like 
jets ready to land

Friday haiku

Nicole's so upbeat,
she can find silver linings
around the smoke clouds

Thursday haiku

With the bags under 
my eyes, I could pack for a 
few months overseas

Wednesday haiku

The bridesmaid dresses 
were orange sherbet chiffon 
melting in the sun

Tuesday haiku

If it's a thin line 
between love and hate, then Jill 
traced it in lipstick

Monday haiku

It's strange how you fall 
asleep in America, 
then at dawn, Europe

Weekend haiku

She said I have an 
eye for photography, which 
sure beats a kidney 

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They told Julie to 
shoot for the stars, but soon found 
out she's got bad aim

Friday haiku

She apologized 
for disturbing me, but I'm 
already disturbed

Thursday haiku

Why do they sing, "Take 
Me Out To the Ballgame" when 
you're already there?

Wednesday haiku

While Garin believes 
Tarragon's overrated, 
I say the Bay Leaf

Tuesday haiku

Jill's always making 
photo albums of her days. 
She's a scrappy gal!

Monday haiku

Bill believes having 
teen boys is less like herding 
cats than herding sloths

Weekend haiku

A butterfly is 
just a caterpillar with 
better fashion sense 

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If North Korea 
nukes the U.S., their leader 
will be number Un

Friday haiku

The classroom was dark
when he arrived, when he left,
no enlightenment

Thursday haiku

Migraines while camping 
leave you unable to move, 
and are so intense