Weekend haiku

One bad apple may  

not ruin the whole batch, but  

it sure does the pie  

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I got arrested  

for stealing people's phones. Now,  

I've got my own cell  

Friday haiku

Waiting for her to  

start her shower, so I can  

play amongst the drops

Thursday haiku

It's continuing  

to rain, so long, so strong, I  

should prepare the ark

Wednesday haiku

If you can hold back  

the lightning, I promise to  

hold back the thunder

Tuesday haiku

My voice, which I find  

to be just okay, seems to  

be in high demand

Monday haiku

When they say, "She's gone  

for good", I have found it is  

rarely positive

Weekend haiku

If you're complaining  

about the deep hole you're in,  

you should stop digging  

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Due to inflation,  

and my age, my thoughts are at  

least worth a nickel

Friday haiku

Robot poems have  

less heart, more references  

to wires and facts

Thursday haiku

His heart felt like a  

snowman on a very hot  

day, melting away

Wednesday haiku

So many days of  

gray skies makes each moment of  

blue feel like a gift

Tuesday haiku

One hundred percent  

chance of rain tomorrow, so  

I'll be looking down

Monday haiku

Cherry blossoms are  

now in peak bloom, painting the  

whole neighborhood pink

Weekend haiku

I didn't think I'd    

miss him, but now that he's gone,  

I see that I don't  

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April showers do  

bring May flowers, but I would  

prefer sunflowers 

Friday haiku

Daffodil Parade,  

since the Skunk Cabbage Parade  

wasn't popular

Thursday haiku

The difference between  

immature and I'm mature  

is grammatical

Wednesday haiku

Her heart may be crushed,  

broken and beaten, but it  

still calls out for him

Tuesday haiku

I'm waiting in the  

parking garage for her so  

we can get going

Monday haiku

He had six shots of  

bourbon for Easter, and so  

now, he has fallen

Weekend haiku

Despite the name, the  

Baby Changing Station won't  

give you a new child  

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When Kid Rock purchased  

two cases of Bud Light, he  

made a Trans action

Friday haiku

When it rains on your  

vacation, you'll enjoy the  

sunshine even more

Thursday haiku

There's more beer in Port  

Moody than my liver or  

bladder can handle

Wednesday haiku

Brewers Row in Port  

Moody: More places than you  

should try in one day

Tuesday haiku

Skyscrapers on the  

horizon, reaching towards  

a blue they can't see

Monday haiku

It's impolite to  

ask bikini baristas  

for a bigger cup

Weekend haiku

 I'm writing an ode  

to our friendship!  HA! April  

Fools! It's a haiku.  

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The cute bikini  

barista hopes that you will  

tip her a latte