Thursday, May 25, 2017

Thursday haiku

Since everyone wore
shirts, nobody had any
real skin in the game

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The depressed singer
wanted to go out number
one with a bullet

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Paul was publicly 
condemned for fondling his 
privates in public

Monday, May 22, 2017

Monday haiku

You can hide from the
wine and whiskey, but the beer
will always find you

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Weekend haiku

It takes seventeen
muscles to smile, creating
your facial haiku

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It must be a tough
hunting season when hunters
head back to college

Friday, May 19, 2017

Friday haiku

This week has been so
long and difficult, I am
just feeling fried, eh

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Thursday haiku

Wolverine is the
wrong person to ask if he
would please scratch your back

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Her celebrity
makeover worked, she now looks
like Freddy Krueger

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Tuesday haiku

I dropped my stress ball, 
which doesn't help me, but the 
carpet is calmer

Monday, May 15, 2017

Monday haiku

Ice cream headaches are
God's way of telling you that
you should eat pudding

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Weekend haiku

Wearing thick glasses,
Jill's eyes are the double-paned
windows to her soul

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Bill suffered severe
headaches daily, from eating
his ice cream too fast

Friday, May 12, 2017

Friday haiku

My first poetry
book online, though I am just
the photographer

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Thursday haiku

She tries another
diet company, and gets
the same (non) results

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The laughter at the
other table almost matched
the jokes in my head

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Tuesday haiku

The Princess was so 
happy, as King Arthur had 
wished her a good knight

Monday, May 8, 2017

Monday haiku

In Germany for
Octoberfest, Bill now calls
it Barvaria

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Weekend haiku

Humans are just big
bags of water, but Julie's
bag has gone fetid

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A big omelette fan,
the menu listing Egg Plant
had confused Connor

Friday, May 5, 2017

Friday haiku

If Billy Gibbons
performs without the ZZ,
has he gone Top-less?

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Thursday haiku

The just married bee
wouldn't tolerate his wife's
waspish beehavior

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The yellow leaf falls,
returning to the earth, as
up's not an option

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Brendan's a published 
poet now, gone legit, turned 
pro, but still a goof

Monday, May 1, 2017

Monday haiku

The strangest dance moves
you'll ever make are when you're
menaced by a bee