Wednesday haiku

I tried to write a  

song about suicide, but  

it ended too soon

Tuesday haiku

Another weekend  

almost here, and yet it's still  

so, so far away

Monday haiku

Coyote sleeping  

underneath a cedar tree,  

while inside I howl

Weekend haiku

In Washington, a  

rainforest is defined as  

any place with trees  

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Shadows are only  

deeper, darker, colder when  

the sun's shining bright

Friday haiku

Stuffing tastes great, as  

long as you don't think about  

where it has been stuffed

Thursday haiku

Thanksgiving is the  

one time it's okay to tell  

someone to "get stuffed!"

Wednesday haiku

The Meyer lemon  

graduated college with  

a C average

Tuesday haiku

It's early morning,  

no power in the house, I  

think I'll stay in bed

Monday haiku

There is a poem  

touting all my achievements!  

Oh, it's a haiku.

Weekend haiku

Underwear: Protects  

my pants from my butt, and my  

privates from my pants  

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Each birthday after  

eighty are celebrations  

of pure stubbornness 

Friday haiku

I'm going to raise  

so much hell that the Devil  

will get a nosebleed

Thursday haiku

He's twenty years my  

junior and claims he's feeling  

old.  He has no clue!

Wednesday haiku

He's twenty years my  

junior, and claims he's so old.  

What does that make me?

Tuesday haiku

Luckily, when I  

went to school, the internet  

didn't exist yet

Monday haiku

Visiting a high  

school on PSAT day;   

yeah, no test for me!

Weekend haiku

 All of Gallagher's  

friends knew the comedian  

would be a big smash  

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In this classroom, the  

clock's stopped at two twenty-three,  

a student's nightmare

Friday haiku

Visitor badge, gray  

hair, beard, not sure I'll blend in  

with the high school crowd

Thursday haiku

Back at high school, this  

time to teach, I am still not  

one of the cool kids

Wednesday haiku

Usually, the  

horses don't drink wine, but if  

so, it's Chardonnay

Tuesday haiku

Bill doesn't need to  

use the bathroom, since he is  

drinking a Pinot

Monday haiku

Bill doesn't have a  

drinking problem, but he has  

reached a new merlot

Weekend haiku

The anesthetist  

wasn't sure he could help, but  

he'd give it a shot  

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The dobermans wait  

in the Ford while she shops, no  

car alarm needed

Friday haiku

In the Middle East  

each year, this has become a  

Syrial event

Thursday haiku

The soprano found  

out that her hernia was  

inoperable

Wednesday haiku

Sunday Night Football:  

No matter how hard Carrie  

sings, my wife don't care

Tuesday haiku

Houston Texans: The  

team even folks from Texas  

can forget about