Monday, June 30, 2014

Monday's haiku

Jill wasn't talking
to herself, the voices in
her head replied back

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Weekend haiku

If you really want
to succeed, resolve to break
your resolutions 


Skiing is a fun
activity for people
looking for a break

Friday, June 27, 2014

Friday's haiku

Grandeur far out of
reach, she has delusions of

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Thursday's haiku

I vow I don't drink
anymore, though I don't drink
any less either

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Wednesday's haiku

The two by four told
the six by eight, "Don't just
think about your shelf."

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Tuesday's Haiku

At work, nothing stops
productivity more than
babies and puppies

Monday, June 23, 2014

Monday's haiku

Talking with Bill, you
think his parents put the wrong
vowel in his name

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Weekend Haiku

They say Jill is a
hard nut to crack.  I think she
is just squirrelly. 


She chews with her mouth
open, like the Grand Canyon
eating burritos

Friday, June 20, 2014

Friday's haiku

They say, "Jill is a
hard nut to crack." All I hear
is "Jill is a nut."

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Thursday's haiku

Love is a many
splendored thing unless you've had
the chance to love Jill

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Wednesday's haiku

If hot air rises,
Timothy should always be
three feet above us

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Tuesday's haiku

I wish Julia
no ill will or harm. Okay,
maybe a little

Monday, June 16, 2014

Monday's haiku

It's so blustery,
I expect to see Winnie
the Pooh and his kite

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Weekend haiku

Their relationship
has become one long game of
marital chicken 


It's so blustery,
I imagine this is what
it's like in Jill's head

Friday, June 13, 2014

Friday's haiku

Ann B Davis passed
away at eighty-eight, the
Brady heart is gone

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Thursday's haiku

When your family
tree doesn't branch, there's no place
to hang tire swings

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Wednesday's haiku

My son said he loves
me this much, which is nice, but
he's got such short arms

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Tuesday's haiku

Bill's mental anguish
couldn't be claimed, as it was

Monday, June 9, 2014

Monday's haiku

I love long office
meetings because they work well
as mental catnaps

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Weekend haiku

The wind gusts remind
him that his great new jacket
is only rainproof 


As an introvert,
human interaction is
best when there is none

Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday's haiku

The fisherman did
not like to fish, he did it
for the halibut

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Thursday's haiku

Julie sits on a
stool as if she's doing it
some kind of favor

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Wednesday's haiku

Sandra looked like a
goth girl who just recently
discovered color

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Tuesday's haiku

Susan's lisp was so
sensual, every man just
wants to be her teeth

Monday, June 2, 2014

Monday's haiku

Connie's eyes are not
windows to her soul, they're locked
doors to dark alleys