Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Tuesday haiku

I hear atheists
are starting a non-prophet
organization

Monday, June 29, 2015

Monday haiku

"This place needs music,"
he said. I replied, smiling,
"Yep. Every place does."

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Weekend haiku

This year's Pride parade
will likely be a lot more
proud than usual 

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Love strengthens. Love hurts.
Love equals. Love chooses. Love
shines bright. Love wins!

Friday, June 26, 2015

Friday haiku

Saying "I do" means
having to now say "Adieu"
to all the others

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Thursday haiku

A late afternoon
shadow shows Julia her
ideal body shape

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Wednesday haiku

In horror, Sally
realized, dating-wise, she's
Mrs. Robinson

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Stores stocked for Christmas,
just one hundred and fifteen
shopping days now left

Monday, June 22, 2015

Monday haiku

While driving his Ford
Focus, Bill was struggling
to pay attention

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Weekend haiku

Chiropractors may
not always succeed, but they'll
take a crack at it 

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Rocket pad next to
swamp means no neighbors, and free
frogs legs after launch

Friday, June 19, 2015

Friday haiku

Anyone who says,
"Nothing in life is easy,"
hasn't met Brenda

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Thursday haiku

A good director
and a mohel both prefer
to have final cut

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Wednesday haiku

For Heather's baby
poll, most chose sometime next week.
I picked Labor Day

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Her doctor prescribed
bed rest, but she found doing
nothing was hard work

Monday, June 15, 2015

Monday haiku

She glares at the world,
for all they've done to her, and
what they'll likely do

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Weekend haiku

I have now worked here
fifteen years, and in that same
time, I've aged thirty 

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The summers here in
Seattle seem to come in
intermittent bursts

Friday, June 12, 2015

Friday haiku

The longer I work
here, the younger everyone
else seems to become

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Thursday haiku

To announce it's a
boy, Emily brought cake. Would
a girl have been pie?

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Wednesday haiku

It's required that
all firefighters emails
must be through Hotmail

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Waiting on her hand
and foot, so she'll heal, and can
wait on my middle

Monday, June 8, 2015

Monday haiku

Seeing Mom and Dad,
I find I've been worrying
about the wrong one

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Weekend haiku

Visiting with her
grandparents, she began to
wish she lived closer 

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Back in the Texas
heat, her Seattle visit
a cold memory

Friday, June 5, 2015

Friday haiku

She called me crazy
so often I'm starting to
wonder if it's true

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Thursday haiku

As she's visiting
from Texas, our hot summers
are her cold winters

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Wednesday haiku

We took Loni to
go and see Mt. Rainier, as
she's not Mohammed

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Tuesday haiku

I had called her a
professional street walker,
since hooker sounds mean

Monday, June 1, 2015

Monday haiku

She may be my niece,
but she feels closer, more like
my sister's daughter