Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday's haiku

The crow searches the
yard, looking for any worms
the early bird missed

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thursday haiku

My cube is so small,
to fit, I had a barber
give me a buzz cut

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm bouncing a ball on the
wall like Steve McQueen

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
it's the anti-NASA: it's
the No-Space program

Monday, May 27, 2013

Monday haiku

My cube is so small,
I need a magnifying
glass just to find it

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
but I hear that it's what you
do with it that counts 

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My cube is so small,
my eggs are no longer marked
as being "cage-free"

Friday, May 24, 2013

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
there's no more Big Macs at lunch,
just quarter pounders

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm not able to look at
the long range forecast

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I can only use words with
single syllables

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Like typing errors,
first shorts day of the season
means lots of white out

Monday, May 20, 2013

Monday's haiku

We celebrate five
blissful years of marriage, not
bad out of twenty

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
I have to write all my notes
only in shorthand 

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My cube is so small,
it was first a shoebox for
a women's size 4

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
nano technology fans
take pictures of it

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Thursday's haiku

Forty seven years
old, looking fifty, acting
more like I'm thirteen

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
my shoulders and hips each touch
the cubicle walls

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Another birthday,
another small step towards
a grave conclusion

Monday, May 13, 2013

Monday's haiku

My cube is so small,
if I turn my head to the
side, my nose won't fit

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm now wearing a cologne
called "Eau de Sardine" 

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My cube is so small,
when I sit down at my desk,
I need a shoehorn

Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
due to space, I had to ask
the fleas to move out

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thursday's haiku

My cube is so small,
if I stretch, my coworker
has to duck his head

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
when they said, "Embrace your space,"
I was able to

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

She'd been smacked down so
many times, she kept her head
low and eyes lower

Monday, May 6, 2013

Monday's haiku

The place John works, the
only suits around there have
the word "law" in front

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Weekend haiku

It's too nice outside;
today's work is cancelled on
account of sunshine 

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He couldn't find the
dead chicken anywhere; so
far, no blood no fowl

Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday's haiku

This blue sky's a bad
influence on me, tempting
me to stay out here

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Thursday's haiku

The cheese is in worse
shape than me, it's sweating and
it's just laying there

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

In his new office,
John felt like a size ten foot
in a size six shoe