Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Potluck is German
for "Multiple dish way to
get botulism"

Monday, March 30, 2015

Monday haiku

It's right behind me,
somewhere, back there, in the dark,
I think I can lo.....

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Weekend haiku

High humidity
leaves me needing a shower
after my shower 

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A smile on Jill's face
looks like a visitor to
a strange, foreign land

Friday, March 27, 2015

Friday haiku

Billy realized
he didn't hate her, he was
Jill intolerant

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Thursday haiku

Being pregnant, Jill
realized that she now has
two inner children

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Wednesday haiku

With this sunburn, it's
as close as I will get to
being a redneck

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Tuesday haiku

She is still alive
because she is truly more
stubborn than death is

Monday, March 23, 2015

Monday haiku

They pretend to have
a lunch meeting, not wanting
to share their table

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Weekend haiku

Bill found out refried
beans and mummy bags are a
bad combination 

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There's saffron in her
laughter, curry in her smile,
all because of lunch

Friday, March 20, 2015

Friday haiku

Life's a death sentence;
it's up to you and fate on
the number of words

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Thursday haiku

Don't get your hopes up!
Keep them stomped low and beat down
like the rest of us

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Melanoma it
may be, but I call it proof
the sun does shine here

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Tuesday haiku

"Kiss me, I'm Irish"
works just for St. Patrick's Day
and Colin Farrell

Monday, March 16, 2015

Monday haiku

She was so tired
of arguing, but she knew
he was so damn wrong

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Weekend haiku

Not sure if she wants
to see her family, Jill
opts to close her eyes 

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She still believes the
world revolves around her, but
it's slowing way down

Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday haiku

The merciless sun
scorched everything that it could,
except Susan's heart

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Thursday haiku

If you're planning it,
the best time to shoot someone
is Fourth of July

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Wednesday haiku

He was considered
a shooting star who always
had his safety on

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Bill says he has a
big dick, but he confuses
the words "has" and "is"

Monday, March 9, 2015

Monday haiku

When everyone can
marry, the happiest are
the divorce lawyers

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Weekend haiku

Beth kept saying "Ow!"
as if she knew that it was
her causing us pain 

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I'd pay a dollar
just to watch her bend down and
pick up a quarter

Friday, March 6, 2015

Friday haiku

She lies on the bed,
relishing all the pleasures,
lost in the ozone

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Thursday haiku

On the list of things
I'm not, stealthy must be one
step below tactful

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Boston, their last hit
in the Seventies, must be
hard to not look back

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Tuesday haiku

The only change in
the rich girls from high school is
wrinkles, hair and age

Monday, March 2, 2015

Monday haiku

Linda is so tall,
she looks down on most men, though
she would anyway