Saturday, November 29, 2014

weekend haiku

If it does take a 
Village to raise a child,John 
Had half a village. 

If it does take a 
Village to raise a child, John 
Needs at least seven

Friday, November 28, 2014

Friday haiku

Since Chris is very
lactose intolerant, he
hates my cheesy puns

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Thanksgiving haiku

Jill's camera takes
Thanksgiving shots, while I take
shots of Wild Turkey

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Wednesday haiku

The only problem
with lunch outside on hot days
is going back in

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Tuesday haiku

She has just returned
from Africa and found out
the wildlife is here

Monday, November 24, 2014

Monday haiku

The only reasons
we dress up here is for court
or job interviews

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Weekend haiku

Your shoes matching your
clothes is a nice workplace style,
unless you're barefoot 


Strangely enough, the
Tae Kwon Do instructor is

Friday, November 21, 2014

Friday haiku

The drunker Bill gets,
the less he should be allowed
near phones and email

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Thursday haiku

You know how Scarecrow
found out he had a brain all
along? That's not Jeff

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Wednesday haiku

Taylor, it's easy
to shake it off if you're a

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Tuesday haiku

John wears an Iron
Man t-shirt, but if I had
to guess, I'd say tin

Monday, November 17, 2014

Monday haiku

With his tan, David's
got a healthy glow, except
for his skin cancer

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Weekend haiku

He smokes too many
joints, far, far too often, or
more than meets the high 


David has had so
many fake tans, his skin is
looking pleathery

Friday, November 14, 2014

Friday haiku

The three friends voted,
with two of them nays, which was
more than meets the aye

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Thursday haiku

Strangely, when the goose
got excited, it tended
to get human bumps

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wednesday haiku

When Bill sang "Ain't No
Sunshine When She's Gone" he must
not have known Trudi

Tuesday haiku

is misspelled, unless she is
from Penicilli

Monday, November 10, 2014

Monday haiku

Sasquatch lives off the
grid as he's trying to shrink
his carbon footprint

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Weekend haiku

Looking at the fat
robin in my yard, I have
found the early bird 


Sprinklers soaking the
lawn during a rain storm, I
can relate to that

Friday, November 7, 2014

Friday haiku

Doing hot yoga
in the middle of August
is just called yoga

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Thursday haiku

Do you know what they
say about a man with big
hands? He wears big gloves

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Wednesday haiku

Looking back at my
Antarctica photos, I
put on a sweater

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Tuesday's haiku

Eating outside is
only a novel thing if
you are not homeless

Monday, November 3, 2014

Monday haiku

Today I promise
to never tell a lie, but
I already have

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Weekend haiku

Salt and vinegar
chips because formaldehyde
chips taste really bad 


Today I promise
to never tell a lie, but
tomorrow I will