Saturday, August 18, 2018

Weekend haiku

Up at the castle, 
the princess was dreaming of 
a knight of pleasure 

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You should be tired 
after a vacation, you 
can sleep while at work

Friday, August 17, 2018

Friday haiku

I find it's always 
the wrong one using the phrase, 
"It's not you, it's me"

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Thursday haiku

"It's not you, it's me,"   
is said as secret code for  
"This is all your fault!"

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Wednesday haiku

"It's not you, it's me," 
is said when they really want 
to tell you, "It's you!"

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Jill was shaking her 
head so vehemently, I 
could hear the rattle

Monday, August 13, 2018

Monday haiku

After the fire at 
his desk, we knew how Bill had 
filed his paperwork

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Weekend haiku

Gerald's so ancient, 
so old-fashioned, he owns a 
rotary cellphone 

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With the invasions 
and conquering, the name of 
Caesar was fitting