Thursday, May 25, 2017

Thursday haiku

Since everyone wore
shirts, nobody had any
real skin in the game

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The depressed singer
wanted to go out number
one with a bullet

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Paul was publicly 
condemned for fondling his 
privates in public

Monday, May 22, 2017

Monday haiku

You can hide from the
wine and whiskey, but the beer
will always find you

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Weekend haiku

It takes seventeen
muscles to smile, creating
your facial haiku


It must be a tough
hunting season when hunters
head back to college

Friday, May 19, 2017

Friday haiku

This week has been so
long and difficult, I am
just feeling fried, eh

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Thursday haiku

Wolverine is the
wrong person to ask if he
would please scratch your back