Thursday haiku

Pagan rituals 
are now Christian holidays, 
Merry Christmas, Friends!

Wednesday haiku

If Jesus also 
brought presents with eternal 
life, he'd be bigger

Tuesday haiku

Santa found out he's 
diabetic from all those 
cookies. Nice work, Kids.

Monday haiku

I miss Bob Ross and 
his happy trees, as the ones 
I paint are angry

Weekend haiku

I'm always an inch 
or two shorter after work 
than when I started 

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I sit outside the 
restaurant, hoping I'll fill 
up on aromas

Friday haiku

True love is never
having to say you're sorry, 
but still saying it

Thursday haiku

I found that where I 
stand, and where I thought I stood, 
are very far apart