Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday haiku

President Trump sticks
his arm out the car window
to make Alt-Right turns

Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday haiku

Trump stared up at the  
eclipse, as he's a member
of the new Alt-Sight

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Weekend haiku

If you don't want all
the men staring at you, put
your clothes back on, Dear

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Slutty and Southern,
Julie's the girl who put the
harlot in Charlotte

Friday, August 18, 2017

Friday haiku

All Winter, the sun
only seems to come out when
I must go back in

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Thursday haiku

Coffee Stout: the beer
to both start your morning and
finish off your night

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Coffee companies
have created a game: Cards
Against Lipton Tea

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Tuesday haiku

With my great big nose,
I have found there's no such thing
as too much cocaine