Saturday, May 26, 2018

Weekend haiku

For surfer nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
always come in waves 


For climber nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
be a bit rocky

Friday, May 25, 2018

Friday haiku

For weather nerds, their 
infatuation, while strong, 
isn't always clear

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Thursday haiku

James Taylor's Fire 
and Rain Tour goes from L.A. 
up through Seattle

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Wednesday haiku

He laughs like Cesar
Romero's Joker, but he
looks like the Penguin

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Tuesday haiku

The company that 
manufactures those K-cups 
should be called Knotto

Monday, May 21, 2018

Monday haiku

K-cups are not found 
in heaven, they are strictly 
a hellish item

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Weekend haiku

Three weeks after her 
stroke, she just says yes and no; 
for now, that's enough 


The spicy captain 
peppered the young princess with 
his salty language