Friday haiku

 Some say Trump can't read  

above a fifth grade level,  

which feels a bit high

Thursday haiku

Okay, now that we  

have that out of our system,  

we can move forward

Wednesday haiku

Wherever David  

Byrne travels, he asks himself,  

"How did I get here?"

Tuesday haiku

 Crosby, Stills and Nash  

are getting older because  

they cannot be Young

Monday haiku

Impeach the impeared,  

or he won't beleave the laws  

appley to him

Weekend haiku

He said he wanted  

to do something no other  

President had done  

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I just don't get Trump's  

definition of "winning".  

This feels like "losing".

Friday haiku

 You know you have messed  

up when you have been impeached  

more times than Nixon