Wednesday haiku

The fish store sponsored
orchestra sounds bad because
it's out of tuna

Tuesday haiku

The T-rex always 
loses all battles because 
they are not well-armed

Monday haiku

No matter what the
terrorists try to do, we'll
always have Paris

Weekend haiku

She waved at Donny
because flipping him off took
way too much effort

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Darth Vader took the
hand because Luke never sent
a Father's Day card

Friday haiku

I scream, you scream, we
all scream for the hell of it.
We are obnoxious!

Thursday haiku

After all these years,
why won't they put a tracking
device on Scooby?

Wednesday haiku

Trump may not have killed
U.S. politics, but he
played Russian roulette