Monday, March 18, 2024

Monday haiku

 I'm no longer in  

mint condition, the box was  

opened long ago

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Weekend haiku

I am no longer  

in mint condition, but she  

loves me just the same  

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I'm no longer in  

mint condition, well played with,  

but my value's up

Friday, March 15, 2024

Friday haiku

Sometimes, collections  

of discordant noise can be  

music. Sometimes not.

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Thursday haiku

Jesus loves you, but  

only because he has to.  

He thinks you're a dick!

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Wednesday haiku

After six boxes,  

I claim these Girl Scout cookies  

are so NOT Thin Mints

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Tuesday haiku

Those who have walked with  

you on life's long road may not  

reach the end with you

Monday, March 11, 2024

Monday haiku

Last week, I bought five  

boxes of Girl Scout cookies.  

I need Samoa!