Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday haiku

President Trump sticks
his arm out the car window
to make Alt-Right turns

Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday haiku

Trump stared up at the  
eclipse, as he's a member
of the new Alt-Sight

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Weekend haiku

If you don't want all
the men staring at you, put
your clothes back on, Dear


Slutty and Southern,
Julie's the girl who put the
harlot in Charlotte

Friday, August 18, 2017

Friday haiku

All Winter, the sun
only seems to come out when
I must go back in

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Thursday haiku

Coffee Stout: the beer
to both start your morning and
finish off your night

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Coffee companies
have created a game: Cards
Against Lipton Tea

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Tuesday haiku

With my great big nose,
I have found there's no such thing
as too much cocaine