Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Tuesday haiku

While Theresa May's 
country plans stall, her career 
heads for the Brexit

Monday, April 22, 2019

Monday haiku

For this Halloween, 
Theresa May dresses up 
as the Brexorcist

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Weekend haiku

Theresa May sings 
a Marvin Gaye cover song, 
"Brexual Healing" 

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Theresa May sings 
a Rod Stewart cover, "Do 
You Think I'm Brexy?"

Friday, April 19, 2019

Friday haiku

Theresa May knows 
what she wants for dinner and 
lunch, but not Brexit

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Thursday haiku

For Theresa May, 
the crisis in Britain has 
turned Brexistential

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Wednesday haiku

Theresa May found 
most the men in Parliament 
to be Brexist pigs

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Tuesday haiku

Theresa May found 
her E.U. relationship 
purely Brexual