Monday, December 11, 2017

Monday haiku

You can blame your butt 
or the concrete, I say it 
must be the asphalt

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Weekend haiku

On Obama's last
day, he was likely singing
George Michael's "Freedom" 

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Synthetic fibers 
and campfire sparks are not 
the best of playmates

Friday, December 8, 2017

Friday haiku

I find politics 
and music mix as well as 
lutefisk and chocolate

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Thursday haiku

Ted Nugent beat Cat 
Scratch Fever, but has succumbed 
to Right Wing Fever

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The feminist says, 
"Man's issue isn't woman, 
man's issue is man."

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Be thankful you're not 
being investigated 
by Robert Mueller

Monday, December 4, 2017

Monday haiku

Dear, Alzheimers is 
never remembering you 
said you were sorry