Saturday, December 15, 2018

Weekend haiku

Jesus was a laid 
back guy, rarely angry, in 
fact, only cross once 


When Lassie finds the 
cantaloupes, she discovers 
she's melancholy

Friday, December 14, 2018

Friday haiku

The Cheeto-in-chief 
is getting crushed by Mueller 
and soon will be dust

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Thursday haiku

Jesus would only 
order water, let it turn 
to wine on his lips

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Red Bull may give you 
wings, but all it gives me is 
an upset stomach

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Tuesday haiku

I.R.S. returned 
my taxes, said that I need 
it more than they do

Monday, December 10, 2018

Monday haiku

I don't understand 
how Trump can chastise fake news 
while broadcasting it

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Weekend haiku

Bill wears loafers, and 
based on how much time he sits, 
that seems about right 


Why did you ask my 
opinion when it's quite clear 
you didn't want it?