I'm no longer in
mint condition, the box was
opened long ago
I'm no longer in
mint condition, the box was
opened long ago
I am no longer
in mint condition, but she
loves me just the same
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I'm no longer in
mint condition, well played with,
but my value's up
Sometimes, collections
of discordant noise can be
music. Sometimes not.
Jesus loves you, but
only because he has to.
He thinks you're a dick!
After six boxes,
I claim these Girl Scout cookies
are so NOT Thin Mints
Those who have walked with
you on life's long road may not
reach the end with you
Last week, I bought five
boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
I need Samoa!