Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The fish store sponsored
orchestra sounds bad because
it's out of tuna

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Tuesday haiku

The T-rex always 
loses all battles because 
they are not well-armed

Monday, June 19, 2017

Monday haiku

No matter what the
terrorists try to do, we'll
always have Paris

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Weekend haiku

She waved at Donny
because flipping him off took
way too much effort


Darth Vader took the
hand because Luke never sent
a Father's Day card

Friday, June 16, 2017

Friday haiku

I scream, you scream, we
all scream for the hell of it.
We are obnoxious!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Thursday haiku

After all these years,
why won't they put a tracking
device on Scooby?

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Trump may not have killed
U.S. politics, but he
played Russian roulette