Monday haiku

Every time I mop,  

I realize how bad I  

am at coloring

Friday haiku

Just because you've had  

a Whopper or two doesn't  

make you Burger King

Thursday haiku

The vegan strip club:

The breasts and thighs are real, but  

you can't have them here

Wednesday haiku

Drove past the vegan  

strip club, where all the ladies  

are dancing with soy

Tuesday haiku

Drove past the vegan  

strip club, where you shouldn't treat  

the ladies like meat

Monday haiku

Jill's a strong woman.  

Her one weakness? She lives on  

Achilles Hill Rd.

Weekend haiku

The sign warned, "Fallen  

rocks" and I wondered what sin  

they had committed  

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They tried talking with  

her. drive-by proselytizing,  

she said, "God no!"