Weekend haiku

Up at the castle, 
the princess was dreaming of 
a knight of pleasure 

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You should be tired 
after a vacation, you 
can sleep while at work

Friday haiku

I find it's always 
the wrong one using the phrase, 
"It's not you, it's me"

Thursday haiku

"It's not you, it's me,"   
is said as secret code for  
"This is all your fault!"

Wednesday haiku

"It's not you, it's me," 
is said when they really want 
to tell you, "It's you!"

Tuesday haiku

Jill was shaking her 
head so vehemently, I 
could hear the rattle

Monday haiku

After the fire at 
his desk, we knew how Bill had 
filed his paperwork

Weekend haiku

Gerald's so ancient, 
so old-fashioned, he owns a 
rotary cellphone 

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With the invasions 
and conquering, the name of 
Caesar was fitting