Monday, November 20, 2017

Monday haiku

Lakeview: A town so 
unpleasant, even the rain 
refuses to come

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Weekend haiku

Distracted by her
kisses, nothing else in the
world seemed to matter


Distracted by her
beauty, even the thunder
clapped for attention

Friday haiku

Just thirty eight days 
until Christmas, so empty 
your bank account now

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Thursday haiku

Manafort charged with 
crimes against the U.S.  Duh, 
he helped elect Trump

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Your doctor's office 
is the only place you want 
a lack of patients

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Tuesday haiku

I'm not sure the strength 
of jean stitches, but Jill's huge 
ass is testing it

Monday, November 13, 2017

Monday haiku

How computers work: 
I push buttons, while inside, 
the magic happens