Thursday, February 20, 2020

Thursday haiku

Pagan rituals 
are now Christian holidays, 
Merry Christmas, Friends!

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Wednesday haiku

If Jesus also 
brought presents with eternal 
life, he'd be bigger

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Tuesday haiku

Santa found out he's 
diabetic from all those 
cookies. Nice work, Kids.

Monday, February 17, 2020

Monday haiku

I miss Bob Ross and 
his happy trees, as the ones 
I paint are angry

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Weekend haiku

I'm always an inch 
or two shorter after work 
than when I started 


I sit outside the 
restaurant, hoping I'll fill 
up on aromas

Friday, February 14, 2020

Friday haiku

True love is never
having to say you're sorry, 
but still saying it

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Thursday haiku

I found that where I 
stand, and where I thought I stood, 
are very far apart