Tuesday haiku

While Theresa May's 
country plans stall, her career 
heads for the Brexit

Monday haiku

For this Halloween, 
Theresa May dresses up 
as the Brexorcist

Weekend haiku

Theresa May sings 
a Marvin Gaye cover song, 
"Brexual Healing" 

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Theresa May sings 
a Rod Stewart cover, "Do 
You Think I'm Brexy?"

Friday haiku

Theresa May knows 
what she wants for dinner and 
lunch, but not Brexit

Thursday haiku

For Theresa May, 
the crisis in Britain has 
turned Brexistential

Wednesday haiku

Theresa May found 
most the men in Parliament 
to be Brexist pigs

Tuesday haiku

Theresa May found 
her E.U. relationship 
purely Brexual