Weekend haiku

For surfer nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
always come in waves 

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For climber nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
be a bit rocky

Friday haiku

For weather nerds, their 
infatuation, while strong, 
isn't always clear

Thursday haiku

James Taylor's Fire 
and Rain Tour goes from L.A. 
up through Seattle

Wednesday haiku

He laughs like Cesar
Romero's Joker, but he
looks like the Penguin

Tuesday haiku

The company that 
manufactures those K-cups 
should be called Knotto

Monday haiku

K-cups are not found 
in heaven, they are strictly 
a hellish item

Weekend haiku

Three weeks after her 
stroke, she just says yes and no; 
for now, that's enough 

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The spicy captain 
peppered the young princess with 
his salty language