Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Tuesday haiku

We're not questioning 
Trump's allegiances, just where 
he's been Putin them

Monday, March 27, 2017

Monday haiku

We are all just bags
of water, except Bill, he's  
a bag of warm beer

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Weekend haiku

You can always tell
who has a concealed weapon
when cars backfire

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Going once or twice
a year, Bill is less gym rat,
more a gym groundhog

Friday, March 24, 2017

Friday haiku

Jill makes duck faces
in her photos as egret
faces just look weird

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Thursday haiku

I keep a Zippo 
in my pocket, so I feel 
a little lighter

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Jill makes duck faces
in every single photo
because she's a duck

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Never easily 
impressed, Wes named his coffee 
company, "Well, Latte Da!"