Monday haiku

When you have the flu,
neither your body, mind, or
mood feels like flying

Weekend haiku

The Karate Kid
Brazilian Special: thirty
bucks, wax on, wax off

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Ward didn't like June's
Brazilian, preferring she
leave it to Beaver

Friday haiku

With Fred Flintstone's big
feet, he always steps in the
Yabba Dabba Doo

Thursday haiku

If I can ever
understand how people think,
I'll have lost my mind

Wednesday haiku

It's tough to live with
ADHD because of
cats are so pretty

Tuesday haiku

History repeats 
itself, as humans don't learn 
from it the first time

Monday haiku

The head lice like to
spend all of their vacation
time at their chapeau