Monday, March 19, 2018

Monday haiku

When Harrison Ford 
made love to Carrie Fisher,
she says Han shot first

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Weekend haiku

I'd try to find a 
different job, but I don't have 
any other skills 


When Harrison Ford 
wasn't with Carrie Fisher, 
he was Han Solo

Friday, March 16, 2018

Friday haiku

I thought all flowers 
were my friends, but soon found some 
were anemones

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Thursday haiku

My eyes are at half 
mast because my energy 
level is flagging

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Wednesday haiku

My eyes are at half 
mast, as a few more brain cells 
have died tragically

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Tuesday haiku

We added a light 
neat the outhouse, so you can 
see where you're going

Monday, March 12, 2018

Monday haiku

The vegan girl was 
no longer afraid, as she 
couldn't be chicken