Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Trump launches hundreds  
of Preparation H bombs  
in shithole countries

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Preparation H 
and Winchell's have merged to make 
new "Doughnut A-holes"

Monday, February 19, 2018

Monday haiku

Let's celebrate, it's 
President's Day! Mueller says, 
"Not so fast, Donald!"

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Weekend haiku

Instead of voting 
for our favorite, we vote 
for least offensive 


Flagged for hugging a 
ref, what's the penalty for 
what most fans would do?

Friday, February 16, 2018

Friday haiku

Sometimes, news leaves you 
happy, sad, torn, or all three. 
Today, I'm in shreds

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Thursday haiku

She said I was too 
immature, and I replied, 
"Guess what! Monkey butt!!"

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Valentine's Day is 
either a day of love, or 
severe depression