Friday, August 31, 2012

Friday's haiku

Compliments on a
beard grown due to losing a
bet are not as nice

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Thursday's haiku

A flock of robins
search the yard, all wishing they'd
got here earlier

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

That girl is moving
so fast, her legs are blurry,
or it's my glasses

Monday, August 27, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

A short interview
about my photos, which aren't
worth a thousand words

Monday's haiku

Since she hadn't grabbed
any napkins, she knew she
was likely to spill

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Weekend Haiku

For Odessa's cult,
every member has to
adopt a black cat 


For Odessa's cult,
you do not choose the cult, as
the cult chooses you

Friday, August 24, 2012

Friday's haiku

For Odessa's cult,
you don't have to drink any
Kool-aid, just the beer

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Thursday's haiku

They go to lunch in
a pack, always on the hunt
for somewhere to sit

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Surrounded by men,
she was pretty sure she had
the least facial hair

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

They hung on each word
she spoke, yet she really did
not have much to say

Monday, August 20, 2012

Monday's haiku

Surrounded by men,
she was calm, knowing they would
not judge her outfit

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Weekend haiku

Surrounded by men,
she felt an overwhelming
urge to perform now 


Her high heels may make
her legs look great, but her feet
felt just terrible

Friday, August 17, 2012

Friday's haiku

The Tea Party's main
problem is no real focus
on tea or parties

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Republicans hate
Nascar, as they don't like things
that always turn left

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Is it possible
to get a contact high from
singing "Smoke Two Joints"?

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Unscented candles
are fine ideas, but they
make no scents to me

Monday, August 13, 2012

Monday's haiku

I'd be much more for
diversity, if they could
all be more like me

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Weekend haiku

Without power for
five days, she's running out of
patience and clean clothes 


Without power for
five days, darkness loses all
of it's novelty

Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday's haiku

When the ice melts, it
always stays in the one place
you wish it wouldn't

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Disappointed, Bill
had braved the storm, as he'd heard,
"It's a free dog night"

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

It was a three dog
night, and we were cold, as we
only had two cats

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

The dog was scared, as
he'd misheard her say she'd bought
him some nice warm fleece

Monday, August 6, 2012

Monday's haiku

The puffy coats come
out each Fall, so everyone
looks more muscular

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Weekend haiku

He said he would trip
to give me something to write,
but he's just clumsy 


His girlfriend is quite
beautiful, but she would be
prettier with me

Friday, August 3, 2012

Friday's haiku

The eyes of the cat
picture on her wall follow
me as if they know

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Heat waves emanate
from the stove, so the wall looks
like watercolor

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

They laugh at our fear
of a bit of snow, while we
chuckle at their rain