Thursday, June 30, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

He'd seen so many
eagles, that by noon, it was
just another bird

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

The fire department's
so small, it only puts out
heartburns and rugburns

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Went for some coffee.
Didn't want to wake you, so
we'll be back at noon

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday's Haiku

They ate the whole pig,
everything but the squeal, which
they kept for later

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

His yard measures four
feet by four, just bigger than
his riding mower

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If I loved the smell
of cut grass any more, I'd
likely be a goat

Friday, June 24, 2011

Friday's Haiku

"Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald" is a bad choice
for a lap dance song

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

She couldn't replace
her father with other men
so she married him

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

Leper colonies
are not places to say, "Slip
me some skin, brother!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Reality stars
are not really stars, and that's
not reality

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monday's Haiku

The doctor said I'd
need glasses for reading, so
I sold all my books

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Us Seattle-ites
are confused by the crayon
color called sky blue

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It's bad to hear at
the leper colony, "He's
got your husband's nose."

Friday, June 17, 2011

Friday's Haiku

I'm not being a
prude, but a true threeway should
not involve your pet

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

She calls herself the
crazy cat girl, but she doesn't
have that many cats

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

Anniversaries
are a reminder of the
choices you have made

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Under the stairs, I
can write with footstep rhythm's
accompaniment

Monday, June 13, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Seeing Paula's smile
reminded me just how much
I miss causing it

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Their lunch in the sun
over, they made it a long
afternoon meeting

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The gal who lived in
a large grocery bag was
real good in the sack

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Strangely, she had cat
hair on her clothes, chair and bed,
yet she had no pets

Thursday's Haiku

Cat hair on your clothes
shows you're loved a lot, and the
dog's not shedding yet

Wednesday's Haiku

He wears sunglasses
at night, not to be hip, but
because he is blind

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Like an old record
player with a lost needle,
I can't find my groove

Monday, June 6, 2011

Monday's Haiku

It may be a man
made creek and small pond out back,
but the ducks don't care

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

If lunch doesn't sit
well, maybe your stomach needs
better furniture

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If lunch doesn't sit
well, it likely won't stay, shake
or play dead either

Friday's Haiku

For a gal who hates
to give hugs, when needed, she
gives really good ones

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

If I die today,
I shouldn't have stayed in bed
all day yesterday

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

If they always wear
sunglasses, don't ask for their
help in the darkness